Spread your wings and fly away

The Storm...

They were together in the House.

Just the two of them.

It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly

and

each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked across the room and admired his strong
appearance...and wished that he would take her in his
arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out.... She screamed..

He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.

He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.

He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.

He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on....

They knew it was wrong...

Their families would never understand... So consumed were

they in their FEAR that they heard no opening of doors...

just the faint click of a camera......

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Have a good day

Found this on another site and found it amusing. As always clicky:

Well the day arrived, the appointment came round and finally I managed to see a dentist about this tooth that is giving me so much hassle and pain.

I arrived at the destination at the appointed time, entered what looked like someone's living room and filled out a form. Everyone was very friendly and greeted me like I was a long standing patient despite the fact I have never been there before.

The dentist, after taking a very detailed history and wanting to know the ins and outs of a cats backside - well wanting to know why I take tranexmic tablets for three days of the month and how heavy my periods are (er I came about my tooth!) and why I can't give blood (er had a blood transfusion after the birth of my first child) finally managed to prise open my mouth to have a look.

Ummed and ahhhhed, muttered, asked a million questions while my mouth was full of various metal contraptions, then took an xray. Tell me why you have to lay there while they xray you from the other side of the door? It is a little off putting!

Sent me to sit in the living room waiting room, called me back 10mins later and studies the xray.

More umming and ahhing. "Is it hurting now?" she asks.
"Yes" I say.

More umming and ahhing while studying the xray.

So she sends me off to have another one done. This time I am placed in front of a scary looking machine, instructed to rest my chin on the ramp bit in front of me, to rest my forehead on the metal thing in front and then bite down on this tube like thing with my front teeth. To stay still in that position for at least 15 seconds while it takes a full xray around my jaw and cheeks.

Back in the waiting room for 10 mins then called back in by the dentist who is examing both xrays in minute detail. I sit down not liking her expression. The nurse then looks at the xray, looks at me then back at the xray.

"Are you sure it hurts?" the dentist finally asks as she once again prises open my mouth and peers inside.

I want to scream, I really do, but all I can manage is a grunt and a nod.

"Well there is no decay, there are some lovely teeth there, perfect in fact. No problems with the root, no root canal to be done the only thing I can see is a broken filling. Right we will put a white filling on it to cover, otherwise we will have to drill the old one out and completely replace it but I really don't think that is the problem."

I quiver with fear.

"It's ok, I can do that now otherwise I will have to refer you to the other practice, it is obvious you are nervous"

So she begins her torture, she begins to cover the filling and that suction pipe is hurting like hell.

When it is over and I am allowed to rinse and spit I ask if it really needs to be that sensitive.

"It should be ok now" she says, "The sensitivity was caused by the light to dry the filling it will wear off.

I thank her, pay and leave with instructions to get in touch if the pain continues.

I am really hoping it will do so, because at the moment it is really sore.

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry,
then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)

Be afraid of old ladies! Be very afraid!

They have been there and done everything!

I can't reply to posts at the moment. Every time I try to the computer freezes up. I can't get into task manager and the only way I can get out of it is to press the power button off and restart.

It is getting incredibly frustrating. This has been happening a lot since updating firefox. It freezes when I am on facebook, here, messenger, and google mail. I am getting annoyed.

Earlier in the week my eldest son wasn't feeling too good, couldn't say what was the matter other than he was feeling sick all the time. He had a couple of days at home then went back to college on Wednesday and yesterday though he returned home looking ill, shivering and saying he was feeling sick again. He has a very chesty cough, almost hacking away. HE was vomiting earlier in the week though not today but his temperature today had raised slightly though he felt cold, and he felt lfeless almost as if he was totally worn out as if he had been doing too much. Caring mum as I am I tucked him in and told him to phone the doctor if he didn't feel better and headed off to work, not feeling 100% myself. He texted me later saying "Can you pick up my prescription and tablets, spoke to doctor he says start looking for trotters and a snout and going a funny pink colour!"

He later phoned me and said don't bother as he heard that the tablets (tamiflu) only work within 24 hours and as it was likely he had had this for a week then it wasn't likely to work. I have got the prescription in case though.

As I sit here trying to ignore the pain in my tooth and counting down the days till the dentist, I am feeling a tad under the weather myself. No sore throat or cough, but just a heady feeling, the type you get before a cold.

Great I need that!

So off to make a hot toddy and go to bed I think. Might make one for son as well

Nite nite xx

1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
no

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
night

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All of it if I can get away with it otherwise the left.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No,they will pay me to keep them on

5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes.

6. Do you watch/read pornography?
What? sweet innocent me? *ahem*

7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on my mood

8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
no

9. Would you choose love or money?
love though it won't pay the bills

10. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
UHhhhhhh does reading a novel count?

11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes it wasn't pleasant

12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In a hotel on Valentine's day

13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
No not done weird I'm weird enough!

14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No.

15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No

16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No

17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No

18. Had sex in a movie theatre?
N0

20. Had sex in a bathroom?
See answer to 5

21. Have you ever had sex at work?
No

22. Bought something from an adult store?
No

23. Do you own any sex toys?
No just hubby

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Not that I know of

25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Yes fortunately he wasn't offended

26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
part of foreplay

27. What's your favourite sexual position?
Depends on my mood

28. What's your favourite sex act?
Turning him on which is quite easy to do

29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No!

30. How many bloggers do you think will post this meme this week?
Think they have all done it before!

My favourite vampire from moonlight - ok I know I am sad, but was intrigued, taped the series and sat and watched a marathon session and boy is he hot!!!!!!!

Going to cool off now

Friends list - I had it alls et out. those that I wanted friends only posts going to were tagged A, those that I sent lighthearted friends only posts to were B, those I didn't want friend only posts going to were tagged C etc etc.

Basically it all depended on who I had been friends on here with longest and it allowed me that selection process without having to go through a whole long list ticking or unticking who read the post.

Now that has been taken away and I only noticed as I tried to do a friends only post.

Bugger!

Now will have to find another way of doing it!

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman,
'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'
The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.

The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.

The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.

The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leave

The next night, the pub is packed.

In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.'

The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down

The next night there is standing room only in the pub.

Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending.

The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year

In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman,

The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties..'

The rabbit looks aghast.

The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie.'

The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like it.'

The masses' bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.

The barman, with a roguish smile says,

'Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.'

'Ok', says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.'

The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie.

He then waves to the crowd and leaves....

.NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time.

When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar.

The barman says, 'Who are you?',

To which he is answered,

'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.'

The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous.

You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.

Masses came to see you and this place was famous.'

The rabbit says, 'Yes I know.'

The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties.

You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.'

The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.

The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?'

'I DIED' ,said the rabbit.

'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?'

After a short pause The rabbit said...

'Mixing-me-toasties.'

Oh! you who sleep in Flanders Fields,
Sleep sweet - to rise anew!
We caught the torch you threw
And holding high, we keep the Faith
With All who died.

We cherish, too, the poppy red
That grows on fields where valor led;
It seems to signal to the skies
That blood of heroes never dies,
But lends a lustre to the red
Of the flower that blooms above the dead
In Flanders Fields.

And now the Torch and Poppy Red
We wear in honor of our dead.
Fear not that ye have died for naught;
We'll teach the lesson that ye wrought
In Flanders Fields.
Moina Michael

In remembrance of those that have died, so that we may live, those that we should never forget, those that are missing loved ones currently fighting in far away lands, those that will never return.

For one grandfather, who I never got to know, who was killed in WWII, the Grandfather who never spoke about the horrors he saw, for a Grandmother who survived to tell her tale, for a Grandmother who had to bring up a child after losing everything.

Let us remember those who have suffered, are suffering and pray that one day sense and reason will one day prevail.

Never forget.

I have a sore throat (again!)

My tooth hurts badly!!

That is all x

Hi all

Still bogged down with form filling for the course and various other things going on.

Lampeter was good, son really liked the style and feel of the uni and is thinking of applying to study Archaeology there. Downside was hubby's sat nav took us down all the A roads which meant it took about 6 hours to get there, down country roads you could only get one car down and in the dark that wan't much fun!
However the scenery was spectacular, driving through Monmouth, Abergavenny, Ross on Wye and Gloucester - did I mention it took us the long way round!

The guesthouse was an old vicarage that had been converted into Bed and Breakfast accomodation. The owners were less than helpful. To be fair, he was quite cheerful and accomodating, his wife though made us feel as though we were an inconvenience, probably not impressed that though I had paid for the accomodation in advance, I had requested an evening meal knowing we weren't getting there till late, so she served us a stew with boiled potatoes, a slice of apple pie (which son says had no apple in his piece) with cold custard and charged us £30 for it! I was mortified, did complain and then decided the earlier we would leave the better!!

Back at work this week which has been fraught and it feels like a long week despite it only being Wednesday - it is about to get worse, but can't blog about it right now! On top of it all the car packed up on my yesterday, drove it from work to the shops round the corner from the house to send off a parcel and then turned the key in the car and nothing happened. Hubby came out and jumped started it, got home. This morning same thing happened again, nothing when I turned the key so had to take hubby's car to work (he has a van to take to his work so the car was spare). Spent £60 on a new battery which I can't afford, but at least the car works now, well fingers crossed it will work tomorrow!

Log on here today and lost a friend, haven't had time to check who, so if anyone has left in the last day or so I wish you luck.

Right back to the form filling and trying to sort out our manic life!

Have a good evening