One morning a woman's husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a game warden in his
boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
It is our wedding anniversary today. 16 years married, 18 years we have been together, 22 years we have actually known each other. I told him I should have come up for parole by now and he laughs. Obviously I haven't been good enough for Parole lol!
Eldest child has a PHSE day at school today which he is looking forward to - think his school is winding down for the holidays he has done no work there all week! He is now a qualified peer mentor and has his own class of year 7 from next year to mentor! We are still waiting for his acceptance to summer school - two weeks studying archeology - something he wants to do when he leaves school.
Oh well enough of rambling must get off the
and make sure kids are up and ready for school.
