Not!!! But I already knew that lol!!

This has to be seen, it brings tears to the eyes!

A man was lying on a blanket at the beach

He had no arms or legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for
the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug"

The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss".

The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered in his
ear,

"Have you ever been F****d?

The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No"

The woman smiled and said "You will be when the tide comes in."

A woman went into a bar in Newfoundland and saw a Mountie with his
Feet

propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. She
asked him if was true what they say about men with big feet. The
Mountie grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady. Why don't you Come

over to the barracks and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with
Him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm real flattered. Nobody
Ever

paid me for my services before."
"Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself boots that fit"

TRICK R' TREAT

An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween
in a long time decided to Dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked
and tied a lemon Between her legs.

When she came out, the old man
cried,

"You can't go out like That!"

She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."

Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came
out stark raving naked with a
Potato tied to his tallywhacker.

The old woman says, you're going out like
that?"

and he replies,
"Yep, if you can go as a Sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator."

that he is going to be 15 in exactly a weeks time I will scream!

My eldest will be lucky to see the age 15 at this rate, I am premenstrual . I am not in the mood He is seriously getting on my nervs!!!!!!!!

going to go and open a bottle of wine!!!

Nicked from Cartlionel who nicked it from Subbie

NOW
Is your hair up?: no.
Is your phone right beside you?: Yes because I have just tried to get hold of someone!
Do you have a bf/gf?: no I am married
Do you wish you were somewhere else?: No not at the moment
Do you have plans for tonight?: Cook tea then do some stitching.
Are you wearing makeup?: yes
Are you wearing chapstick?: no.
Are you cold?: no.
Are you tired?: yes.
Are you excited?: no
Are you watching t.v.?: No though it is on in the background as eldest child is watching it
Are you wearing pjs?: No I have just got home from work!
Who's the last person you IMed?: haven't
Who's the last person that called you?: A colleague from work

PAST
Anything you regret?: Life is too short for regrets so no
Ever lied?: No
Ever stuck gum under a desk?: No
Ever spit at someone?: No
Ever kick something living?: Only by accident
Ever had your nails done?: I did once
Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?: no

LAST WEEK
Had any plans last week?: No just to chill
Who did you see most last week?: My children
Was last week interesting?: Not really

TODAY
Have you cussed?: No
Have you yelled at someone?: No but did have to raise voice slightly to a child that was being incredibly silly
Have you gotten mad at someone?: No but it is still early
Have you cried?: Not had time
Have you called more than 3 people?: No I have been working
Have you IMed more than 3 people?: No not had time
Have you eaten anything gross?: No not yet but it is still early!

SPILL YOUR GUTS
Q: First thing you did this morning?
A: went to the loo

Q: Last thing you ate?
A: A chicken sandwich

Q: What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks?
A: Nothing only Christmas shopping

Q: What's annoying you right now?
A: Nothing at the moment

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Hoodwinked

Q: Do you believe in long distance relationships?
A: For some ppl they work not sure it would for me

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: work

Q: Who is the last person you called?
A: My husband

Q: Been cheated on?
A: No

Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
A: Of course, someone thinks about me all the time somewhere in the world

Q: Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity)?
A: love

Q: Do you wish on stars?
A: Used to don't have time now

Q: Does it work?
A: No

Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
A: No.

Q: When did you last cry?
A: About a month ago

Q: Do you like your handwriting?
A: No,

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes

Q: Are you keeping a secret from the world?
A: isn’t everyone?

Q: Who's bed did you sleep in last night?
A: Mine.

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: White

Q: Do you have any pets?
A: two dogs, 3 birds, several tropical fish

Q: What is the color of your bedsheets?
A: Burgundy and pink

Q: What were you doing at 9 last night?
A: x stitching

Q: Last person you talked to in person?
A: Hubby

Q: When is the last time you saw your dad?:
A: 12 years ago

Q: Look to your left.
A: table

Q: Ever cried yourself to sleep?
A: yes

Q: Ever cried on your friends shoulder?
A: no

Q: Song that makes you cry?
A: Everybody hurts by REM

Q: Are you a normally happy person?
A: Yes.

Q: Is your self-esteem low?
A: mostly

Q: What color are your eyes?
A: blue

Q: Long or Short Hair?
A: medium shoulder length

Q: Current Music?
A: Evanescence

To log into my site.

Everytime I go to reply I get asked to log in.

Everytime I go to write it askes me to log in.

I went to the help section to ask why, it wouldn't let me post unless I logged in, which I duly did to be told I didn't exist.

What the hell is going on with blog.co.uk now?

Check out this site it is really great! Find out everything you need to know about your birth date

http://www.paulsadowski.com/BirthData.asp

25 April 1966
Your date of conception was on or about 2 August 1965 which was a Monday.(mmmm I was born two weeks late)

You were born on a Monday
under the astrological sign Taurus.
Your Life path number is 6.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2439240.5.
The golden number for 1966 is 10.
The epact number for 1966 is 8.
The year 1966 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/21/1966 and ending 2/8/1967.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Horse.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Beaver; your plant is Wild Clover.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Epipy, the third month of the season of Shomu (Harvest).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 5 Iyyar 5726.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 6 Iyyar 5726.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.17.12.11.16 which is
12 baktun 17 katun 12 tun 11 uinal 16 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Monday, 4 Muharram 1386 (1386-1-4).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 10 April 1966.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 10 April 1966.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 23 February 1966.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 29 May 1966.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 5 June 1966.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Thursday, 15 September 1966.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 5 April 1966.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 22 February 1966.

As of 10/31/2006 2:59:42 AM EST
You are 40 years old.
You are 486 months old.
You are 2,114 weeks old.
You are 14,799 days old.
You are 355,178 hours old.
You are 21,310,739 minutes old.
You are 1,278,644,382 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Jacob Underwood (1980) Jason Lee (1970) Ren‚e Zellweger (1969)
Hank Azaria (1964) Talia Shire (1946) Stu Cook (1945)
Bj”rn Ulvaeus (1945) Al Pacino (1940) Meadowlark Lemon (1932)
Paul Mazursky (1930) Ella Fitzgerald (1918) Edward R. Murrow (1908)

Top songs of 1966
I'm a Believer by Monkees The Ballad of the Green Berets by S/Sgt. Barry Sadler
Winchester Cathedral by New Vaudeville Band Soul and Inspiration by Righteous Brothers
Monday, Monday by The Mama's & the Papa's We Can Work It Out by Beatles
Summer In the City by Lovin' Spoonful Cherish by Association
You Can't Hurry Love by Supremes Wild Thing by Troggs

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 5.79217221135029 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

There are 176 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 41 candles.

Those 41 candles produce 41 BTUs,
or 10,332 calories of heat (that's only 10.3320 food Calories!) .
You can boil 4.69 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1966 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1966 the US population was approximately 179,323,175 people, 50.6 persons per square mile.
In 1966 in the US there were approximately 1,800,000 marriages (9.3%) and 479,000 divorces (2.5%)
In 1966 in the US there were approximately 1,712,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1966 the population of Australia was approximately 11,704,843.
In 1966 there were approximately 223,731 births in Australia.
In 1966 in Australia there were approximately 96,061 marriages and 9,859 divorces.
In 1966 in Australia there were approximately 103,929 deaths.

Your birthstone is Diamond

The Mystical properties of Diamond

Diamonds are said to increase personal clarity to help one see things clearly as well as be straight-forward and honest. Supposedly, the higher quality the diamond, the better it is supports these qualities.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Opal, Quartz, White Sapphire

Your birth tree is

Walnut Tree, the Passion
Unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egoistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromises.

There are 55 days till Christmas 2006!
There are 68 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent.

Tuesday already.

So far I have got up, showered, prepared tonights tea and got that going in the slow cooker (sausage casserole) made two lots of sandwiches and one snack bowl (which is for youngest child as he has choir practice after school), popped to Tesco to get some drinks to go in packed lunches (why did I forget to get some when I went shopping), had breakfast now quickly catching up before I dash out of the door.

I am exhausted already!

Very windy out though the sun is trying to shine. Autumnal feel to the air outside this morning. Wide awake at 4am again which is not good, I even went to bed at 11pm last night in the hope it would help, but no it didn't. Oh well eventually body will realise it can have an extra hour, it hasn't adjusted yet lol!

Have a good day everyone.

"Borrowed" from Kizlode who borrowed it from Nanny Og who borrowed it from Westwing who borrowed it from Subville.

A - Available: No
A - Age: 40
A – Art genre: Classical

B - Best feature: I am told my eyes and personality.
B - Bike: Never had one, never been on one but love harleys.
B - Birthday: 25th April
B - Book: Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.

C - Crush: Nigel
C - Car: I have a Vauxhall Vectra
C - Comedian: Hmm not many I do like or laugh at really.

D - Day or night: Depends on what I am doing - Day mostly
D - Dream Car: Haven't got a dream car
D - Dogs or Cats: Dogs, they are more loveable

E - Egg nog: Yuck!!!!!!!!!
E - E-mail: So much easier than remembering to write a letter, still write letters occasionally though, email is quicker to get news to ppl.
E - Eggs: Poched or scrambled

F - Favourite colour: Red or Black
F - Favourite Band: Bon Jovi, Metallica
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Yuck!!

H - Hair: mouse brown with blonde highlights
H - Height: 5'5
H - Happy: Majority of the time

I - Instrument: I can play the clarinet
I - Idol: Don't really have one

J - Jewellery: A cross that Nig bought me, My wedding, engagement and eternity rings, pair of earrings my youngest picked out, necklace from eldest son, grandads watch - these are the special ones though I have quite a few earrings.
J - Job: Teaching Assistant
J - Jail: No never

K - Kids: 2 boys

L - Longest car ride: Edgware to Aberystwyth
L - Last kiss: Nig this morning
L - Local: Don’t have one
L - Lyrics: 'And nothing else matters' by Metallica mean a lot to me

M - Milk flavour: Milk
M - Most missed memory: If I could remember then it wouldn’t be a missed memory, would it?
M - Movie last watched: Cat on a Hot tin Roof

N - Number of Siblings: 1 Sister
N - Nickname: Faffa, Faffajane, Kitten

O - One wish: To be healthy and happy
O - One regret: I don't believe in regrets, life is too short for regrets

P - Part of your appearance you love: Ha very funny - I don't love myself half the time so how can I love my appearance?
P - Pets: 2 dogs, 1 canary, 2 finches several tropical fish

Q - Quick or Slow?: Never Quick savour the moment

R - Reason to smile: My husband and 2 kids
R - Reality TV Show: Should be banned

S - Song Last Heard: I wish I was a punk rocker by Sandie Thom just played on the radio
S - Silver or Gold: Gold though depends on what mood I am in

T - Time you woke up: 4am when hubbys phone went off GRRRRRR!!
T - Time for bed: Usually about 10-11 ish
T - Ticklish: Try not to be

U - Unpredictable: According to my son yes
U - Underwear: Always. preferably good old marks and sparks cotton underwear

V - Vegetable you hate: I like all vegetables
V - Vacation spot: Wales though had a great time in Florida

W- Worst habit: Picking the skin round my nails
W- Where are you going to travel: Want to take hubby to Australia to see his family

X - X-Ray: Back, kidneys,

Y - Yellow: my school blouse

Z - Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last
one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words
back... or that you could crawl into a
hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a
shampoo and a blow job?"
I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for
several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with
men's balls"

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No,
I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister
started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my
sister has never let me forget.

FOURTH TESTIMONY:
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was
finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
"right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I
will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard
when the door closed behind me, were
screams of laughter.

FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was
on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch,
in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While
enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I
checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. The realized that
Danny had not asked to go potty in a
while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept
thinking
"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident,
and I don't have any clothes with me."
Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he
replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was
getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ? This
time he jumped up, yanked down his
pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST
FARTS!!"

While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he
calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An
old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd
ever
had!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think
before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get
any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to
have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they
were
laughing so hard!

Now, didn't that feel good?

Weekend, came out of SIL house on Saturday evening and fell down a step just outside her door, jarring my back. I didn't see the step as it was dark and she hadn't put the light on! (oh and I was sober)

Total agony all weekend, still no better this morning, debating do I go into work or not?

Don't really want to go back at all. It is going to be an interesting day either way.

Strange dreams last night. Me and an old school friend ( who I haven't seen since I left school) travel by car to see another friend of mine as she has to give him something for his wife (weird thing is she in reality doesn't know my other friend). So walk from the car to a huge field (looks more like a football pitch) where friend is waiting for groundworkers to turn up to cut the grass. He has no shirt on, just pair of torn jeans. We talk he is obviously in a bad mood as we argue, she gives him the present for his wife. He says he is going home now and starts walking off.
We start to walk away then see him at a bus stop talking to another woman he is now dressed in a suit. Offer him a lift home and this woman who he is talking to. We walk towards the car, but cannot find it as we are not going the same route as we did before. After endless searching we eventually come to a street La'Morna Avenue and we start to walk down it. At the end there are some stairs, some going up which are quite wide and made of concrete, yet we choose to go down some rusty iron steps that lead down into a big hole (the type you always see in films as they enter sewers) yet it wasn't a sewer, it was a car park. So we go down the steps, as we step on them they start to come away from the wall ..................
At which point I wake up

Oh well better get a move on and head out of the door to see what is in store for me today!

Have a good one!

Click on the link below to take your eye test! If you can't make out
one, just guess.

http://www.myschool.com/SWF/ColorBlind2.swf

Dark, cold.........

Yes as I type this it is dark outside. I got up nice and early and made hubby a cup of tea, not because I wanted to but because it was necessary to check how much he had in his account so I can transfer some money over into the Household account later!

I have to go into town this morning. Car tax is due, bills need to be paid, joy to the world and all that! I hate the end of the month, so much money comes out of the account in one feel swoop in direct debits before we even start!

Annoyed to find that eldest child didn't wash up last night either and has left coursework to the last minute again. Kitchen full of pots and pans and coursework all over the table - at least he got to bed at a reasonable time though which is better, only because I made him go!

Oh well better get a move on or town will be packed!!

Dark, cold.........

Yes as I type this it is dark outside. I got up nice and early and made hubby a cup of tea, not because I wanted to but because it was necessary to check how much he had in his account so I can transfer some money over into the Household account later!

I have to go into town this morning. Car tax is due, bills need to be paid, joy to the world and all that! I hate the end of the month, so much money comes out of the account in one feel swoop in direct debits before we even start!

Annoyed to find that eldest child didn't wash up last night either and has left coursework to the last minute again. Kitchen full of pots and pans and coursework all over the table - at least he got to bed at a reasonable time though which is better, only because I made him go!

Oh well better get a move on or town will be packed!!

It has been a successful day.

I have cleared 4 baskets of ironing and made a shepherd's pie for tea which was delicious. However beginning to get worried, Nig hasn't returned from work yet or answered my texts, not like him to let me know what is happening! Hopefully he has just been caught in traffic or is doing a private job!

Kids are busy revising their christmas lists (again), too much time on their hands.

Not done any exercise today which is not good. Raining hard outside, not really walking weather, and can't get to my stepper as Nig has planted a big box of heavy rubbish in it and I can't move it!!

Well off to do some stitching now.

Not so nerdy but apparently not cool either!

Like I didn't already know that

It is raining absolutely bucketing down!

The only reason I did manage to emerge from my warm comfortable bed was because my mother phoned.

Hubby moaning this morning that it was cold. He says the bathroom is an icebox! Asked him if that was a hint for me to put the heating on, he says "Thought it was on!" Then " why isn't it"

To be honest because apart from the freezing bathroom and hallway, it isn't that cold in the house. The hallway and bathroom are always cold they are on the end of the house next to open fields and woods so yes it will feel cold. Hopefully once we get the cavity wall insulation installed then it won't feel so cold! I am holding off putting the heating on for the moment mainly because once it does go on I always come down with a cold. i layer up and am encouraging the kids to do so as well, though Nig is a pain, he will insist upon wearing t shirts then complaining about how cold he is
/.

Today I will try and do some ironing, it is piling up now and really needs to be done. That is my job for today then back to the sewing!

( On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey

....................................................................

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"

--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"

--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
.....................................................................

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

.....................................................................

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. (No, she wasn't hiding anything.)

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

--A congressional candidate in Texas.
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
.....................................................................

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

--Al Gore, Vice President
.....................................................................

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix

--Dan Quayle

................................................................................................

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -

--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people

--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President (Ex)

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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

--Al Gore,
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

--Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."

--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

.....................................................................Feeling smarter yet?

I just did!! I Think----

To My Dear Wife:

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."

Subville posted this and it looks interesting.....

When you are in a monogamous relationship, what constitutes cheating?

Confiding in a Friend of the Opposite Sex

The Man's Opinion: Talk all you want.
The Woman's Opinion: This is emotional cheating.
Me: Sometimes to get someone elses opionion on things is quite good. Know when to stop, know when you can say too much and make sure it isn't a friend ofyour hubby or wife that isn't good!

Dancing Closely

The Man's Opinion: Get your hands off my girl.
The Woman's Opinion: Watch who you're touching.
Me: Nice dancer! but I am married and I am going home to my hubby now thank you.

Flirting

The Man's Opinion: It's all in good fun.
The Woman's Opinion: Know when to draw the line.
Me: Know when to draw the line.

Going to Strip Clubs

The Man's Opinion: Honey, this is what guys do!
The Woman's Opinion: You can look but do not touch.
Me: Look but don't touch.

Cyber Sex

The Man's Opinion: I like the real thing.
The Woman's Opinion: Not only is it cheating, it's also pathetic.
Me: Pathetic

Watching Porn

The Man's Opinion: It's a guy thing.
The Woman's Opinion: Have fun.
Me: Oh great some new films to watch, shall I open the wine?

Engaging in a Sexual Act

The Man's Opinion: Don't even think about it.
The Woman's Opinion: Don't even think about it.
Me: Don’t even think about it.

What's your opinion?

Live each day as if it is your last.

Enjoy it to the full

There is one thing we can all gauarantee about life, we will end up dead!

Said it was depressing!

After a cold, grey, damp morning, the sun is now shining and it is really quite warm out. Doesn't seeing the sun shine make you feel better?

Armed with mp3 player and layered up, I walked the 25mins to Homebase for those bin bags then decided on the way back to pop into Sainsburys for some veg to roast for tonights tea. Hubby and kids have something quick on Tuesdays and Thursdays (which he usually cooks) as they have their Martial Arts class, so I am going to do myself roasted veg with a jacket potato.

All in all my walk took about 45 minutes. The sun shone, ppl were smiling (though that may have something to do with me singing along to my MP3 player) and the walk, though along a busy main road was quite pleasant. I have to admit half way round I did regret my decision as my calf muscles were really hurting, but I persevered.

It is on days like today I wish I lived nearer the sea. To walk along the beach with the sea breeze around me and the sun shining is heaven. Of course if the weather had been this promising this morning I would have chucked the kids in the car and done the 2 hour drive to Hunstanton or Flexistowe (both within equal distance to me) and we would have had our walk along the beach, but alas with the torrential rain that started this morning it was not to be

Never mind there is always tomorrow.

Wallowed in bed under the duvet till about ten, which is when I decided to drag myself from out of the covers - was feeling hungry!

Decided to do some Pilates, 1 gold star for me!

Yesterday stitched from noon till 11 last night constantly apart from the 2 hours I took off to cook some tea and eat it. Got to the part of stitching where you backstitch some details in - takes forever to follow but the head now has details and I have begun to stitch the background.

Crap on telly - childrens telly is even worse, got to the point where I banned my youngest from watching Power Rangers - I swear if I heard that tune one more time I would scream! Watched two episodes of Charmed, 1 of Boston Legal then the film Practical Magic - watchable seen it several times but I just love Aidan Quinn in this film, his voice is so sexy.

Oh well I have to walk down to Homebase now and get some bin bags as we seem to have run out of them again!

I did do some exercise.

I went for a nice brisk walk to the local shops to post a letter, and then to pop into Tesco for some inspiration for tonights tea. Whilst in there I saw these cute little pots of hummous, yummy. So now I am sitting here with some chopped up carrots, celery, tomatoes, radish and cucumber and dipping it all into the hummous before I eat - wonderful!

We (youngest and I) walked the long way home from the shops so I am feeling a little virtuous at the moment lol!