Going to log off now and get some sewing done before I have to make myself look less of a freak show and more presentable to face the outside world this evening.
See you all tomorrow!
Posts archive for: 14 October, 2006
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Right enough fun
@ 14/10/06 – 16:15:18
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Sunday School
@ 14/10/06 – 16:13:05
Little Susie was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually
she Slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, Susie, who created the universe?"
When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair
behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the bum."GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Susie and the teacher said, "Very good"
and
Susie fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked Susie, "Who is our Lord and
Savior,"
But, Susie didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny
Came to the rescue and stuck her again."JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Susie and the teacher said, "Very good,"
and Susie fell back asleep.Then the teacher asked Susie a third question. "What did Eve say
to
Adam after she gave birth to their twenty-third child?"And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Susie jumped
up
and shouted,"IF YOU STICK THAT F*G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK
IT
IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"The Teacher fainted....
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I hate bills
@ 14/10/06 – 15:11:53
For once the household account was looking quite healthy. So I paid some bills.
Now there is just about enough to get me through the week on.
I hate paying bills it is depressing!
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Jewellery and gifts
@ 14/10/06 – 13:49:31
I wouldn't normally advertise, but I know the people who have taken over this shop very well, and in the run up to Christmas I thought I would let my blog friends know about it.
This shop is full of lovely gifts. Jackie and Barrie who run the shop are very friendly and helpful. Barrie makes all his own jewellery which can be found at this shop and he is also licensed to sell jewellery (which he has made) from the Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett.
The shop is located here Crystal Connection, 17 St Peters Walk, Northampton, NN1 1PT. There is also a website http://www.jewellerybybarrie.co.uk/ and they will take telephone orders. If you are anywhere near Northamptonshire, this shop is well worth a visit.
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Jewellery and gifts
@ 14/10/06 – 13:48:11
I wouldn't normally advertise, but I know the people who have taken over this shop very well, and in the run up to Christmas I thought I would let my blog friends know about it.
This shop is full of lovely gifts. Jackie and Barrie who run the shop are very friendly and helpful. Barrie makes all his own jewellery which can be found at this shop and he is also licensed to sell jewellery (which he has made) from the Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett.
The shop is located here Crystal Connection, 17 St Peters Walk, Northampton, NN1 1PT. There is also a website http://www.jewellerybybarrie.co.uk/ and they will take telephone orders. If you are anywhere near Northamptonshire, this shop is well worth a visit.
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I may not be around for a while
@ 14/10/06 – 13:07:12
Sorry I wasn't around yesterday. My car needed washing so I went to the car wash and had to get them to wash it three times to get the dirt off.
Unfortunately they have missed some spots so may not be around as I will need to keep taking the car in. So if you don't see me for a while you will know where I will be.
Off to the car wash again
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The Three little pigs
@ 14/10/06 – 13:00:51
The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"
But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
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FAO Pakistan
@ 14/10/06 – 12:56:35
Thank you for your poem.
however you are still denied my friends list.
I don't have to explain myself.
Suffice to say we are not friends, and I see no point in having a friend who as I suspect just wants to get as many friends as possible while having an empty blog.
I thank you for your interest but you are still denied>
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Life and retail shopping
@ 14/10/06 – 12:54:47
"Boyfriend is here" says Nigel as we stroll past Game onthe way to Debenhams cafe.
mmmmm blue eyes, long hair and joy he is dressed in black - there is something about a man dressed all in black it really makes me squirm! But enough about my Saturday morning which has been quite boring so far. Didn't get to chat to 'games geek' this week, even though I have no idea what he is on about. Nigel was on a mission to cheer me up and buy me soemthing for me to go out in tonight so no time to do his weekly browse through the games.
Apologies for not replying to your kind comments and advice about my predicament. I hit an all time low yesterday and wasn't very good company at all so stayed away.
I saw the doctor about my legs and he has no idea why I am suffering so much. Apart from telling me to lose weight (duh!) - I did explain to him that since the last time he saw me I had lost 31/2 stone so what am I supposed to do when I cannot exercise as it leaves me in so much pain. He wasn't very sympathetic, just shook his head and wrote out a prescription for more painkillers and anti inflammatories. He has told me that it definately does look like I have torn the calf muscle in both legs, but cannot explain why it keeps happening. I am hoping to go and see a physiotherapist soon to see if he can come up with anything.
So yesterday as I said I was so low I mainly spent the day crying and feeling sorry for myself. I did go and have lunch with a friend but wasnt' much company. My friend who turned 40 in the week, invited me out for a meal tonight, a few drinks then onto a nightclub, but I declined.
That is where Nigel stepped in. Knowing how low I was he talked me into going out tonight, even if I just go for the meal. Told him I have nothing to wear - he looked at me in disbelief having seen how many parcels have arrived recently - but said "thats ok we will go shopping tomorrow".
"I have no money says I"
"thats ok I will get some out for you"
And true to his word he did and treated me to a lovely red top for tonight that will go with a lovely suede skirt I have.
I spent this morning in various shops trying on dresses, tops some that fitted well, some I struggled with. My problem is I have a small bust and big hips so sometimes something will fit round stomach/hips but be too big on the top or vice versa. One dress I tried on looked lovely if no one was ging to notice that I couldn't get the zip done up all the way! Seen some lovely dresses though and if I do manage to lose a stone before christmas I am going to treat myself to one.
So today I feel a bit more cheerier that I have been. I still have pain in legs when i walk but trying to not let it get too bad and if i have to spend too long standing up/walking around when my legs are bad I will take time off work - decided I will not let that get to me!
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