Spread your wings and fly away

"Borrowed" from Kizlode who borrowed it from Nanny Og who borrowed it from Westwing who borrowed it from Subville.

A - Available: No
A - Age: 40
A – Art genre: Classical

B - Best feature: I am told my eyes and personality.
B - Bike: Never had one, never been on one but love harleys.
B - Birthday: 25th April
B - Book: Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.

C - Crush: Nigel
C - Car: I have a Vauxhall Vectra
C - Comedian: Hmm not many I do like or laugh at really.

D - Day or night: Depends on what I am doing - Day mostly
D - Dream Car: Haven't got a dream car
D - Dogs or Cats: Dogs, they are more loveable

E - Egg nog: Yuck!!!!!!!!!
E - E-mail: So much easier than remembering to write a letter, still write letters occasionally though, email is quicker to get news to ppl.
E - Eggs: Poched or scrambled

F - Favourite colour: Red or Black
F - Favourite Band: Bon Jovi, Metallica
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Yuck!!

H - Hair: mouse brown with blonde highlights
H - Height: 5'5
H - Happy: Majority of the time

I - Instrument: I can play the clarinet
I - Idol: Don't really have one

J - Jewellery: A cross that Nig bought me, My wedding, engagement and eternity rings, pair of earrings my youngest picked out, necklace from eldest son, grandads watch - these are the special ones though I have quite a few earrings.
J - Job: Teaching Assistant
J - Jail: No never

K - Kids: 2 boys

L - Longest car ride: Edgware to Aberystwyth
L - Last kiss: Nig this morning
L - Local: Don’t have one
L - Lyrics: 'And nothing else matters' by Metallica mean a lot to me

M - Milk flavour: Milk
M - Most missed memory: If I could remember then it wouldn’t be a missed memory, would it?
M - Movie last watched: Cat on a Hot tin Roof

N - Number of Siblings: 1 Sister
N - Nickname: Faffa, Faffajane, Kitten

O - One wish: To be healthy and happy
O - One regret: I don't believe in regrets, life is too short for regrets

P - Part of your appearance you love: Ha very funny - I don't love myself half the time so how can I love my appearance?
P - Pets: 2 dogs, 1 canary, 2 finches several tropical fish

Q - Quick or Slow?: Never Quick savour the moment

R - Reason to smile: My husband and 2 kids
R - Reality TV Show: Should be banned

S - Song Last Heard: I wish I was a punk rocker by Sandie Thom just played on the radio
S - Silver or Gold: Gold though depends on what mood I am in

T - Time you woke up: 4am when hubbys phone went off GRRRRRR!!
T - Time for bed: Usually about 10-11 ish
T - Ticklish: Try not to be

U - Unpredictable: According to my son yes
U - Underwear: Always. preferably good old marks and sparks cotton underwear

V - Vegetable you hate: I like all vegetables
V - Vacation spot: Wales though had a great time in Florida

W- Worst habit: Picking the skin round my nails
W- Where are you going to travel: Want to take hubby to Australia to see his family

X - X-Ray: Back, kidneys,

Y - Yellow: my school blouse

Z - Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last
one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words
back... or that you could crawl into a
hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a
shampoo and a blow job?"
I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for
several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with
men's balls"

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No,
I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister
started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my
sister has never let me forget.

FOURTH TESTIMONY:
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was
finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
"right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I
will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard
when the door closed behind me, were
screams of laughter.

FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was
on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch,
in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While
enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I
checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. The realized that
Danny had not asked to go potty in a
while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept
thinking
"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident,
and I don't have any clothes with me."
Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he
replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was
getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ? This
time he jumped up, yanked down his
pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST
FARTS!!"

While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he
calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An
old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd
ever
had!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think
before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get
any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to
have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they
were
laughing so hard!

Now, didn't that feel good?

Weekend, came out of SIL house on Saturday evening and fell down a step just outside her door, jarring my back. I didn't see the step as it was dark and she hadn't put the light on! (oh and I was sober)

Total agony all weekend, still no better this morning, debating do I go into work or not?

Don't really want to go back at all. It is going to be an interesting day either way.

Strange dreams last night. Me and an old school friend ( who I haven't seen since I left school) travel by car to see another friend of mine as she has to give him something for his wife (weird thing is she in reality doesn't know my other friend). So walk from the car to a huge field (looks more like a football pitch) where friend is waiting for groundworkers to turn up to cut the grass. He has no shirt on, just pair of torn jeans. We talk he is obviously in a bad mood as we argue, she gives him the present for his wife. He says he is going home now and starts walking off.
We start to walk away then see him at a bus stop talking to another woman he is now dressed in a suit. Offer him a lift home and this woman who he is talking to. We walk towards the car, but cannot find it as we are not going the same route as we did before. After endless searching we eventually come to a street La'Morna Avenue and we start to walk down it. At the end there are some stairs, some going up which are quite wide and made of concrete, yet we choose to go down some rusty iron steps that lead down into a big hole (the type you always see in films as they enter sewers) yet it wasn't a sewer, it was a car park. So we go down the steps, as we step on them they start to come away from the wall ..................
At which point I wake up

Oh well better get a move on and head out of the door to see what is in store for me today!

Have a good one!