Spread your wings and fly away

Not!!! But I already knew that lol!!

This has to be seen, it brings tears to the eyes!

A man was lying on a blanket at the beach

He had no arms or legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for
the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug"

The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss".

The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered in his
ear,

"Have you ever been F****d?

The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No"

The woman smiled and said "You will be when the tide comes in."

A woman went into a bar in Newfoundland and saw a Mountie with his
Feet

propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. She
asked him if was true what they say about men with big feet. The
Mountie grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady. Why don't you Come

over to the barracks and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with
Him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm real flattered. Nobody
Ever

paid me for my services before."
"Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself boots that fit"

TRICK R' TREAT

An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween
in a long time decided to Dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked
and tied a lemon Between her legs.

When she came out, the old man
cried,

"You can't go out like That!"

She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."

Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came
out stark raving naked with a
Potato tied to his tallywhacker.

The old woman says, you're going out like
that?"

and he replies,
"Yep, if you can go as a Sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator."

that he is going to be 15 in exactly a weeks time I will scream!

My eldest will be lucky to see the age 15 at this rate, I am premenstrual . I am not in the mood He is seriously getting on my nervs!!!!!!!!

going to go and open a bottle of wine!!!

Nicked from Cartlionel who nicked it from Subbie

NOW
Is your hair up?: no.
Is your phone right beside you?: Yes because I have just tried to get hold of someone!
Do you have a bf/gf?: no I am married
Do you wish you were somewhere else?: No not at the moment
Do you have plans for tonight?: Cook tea then do some stitching.
Are you wearing makeup?: yes
Are you wearing chapstick?: no.
Are you cold?: no.
Are you tired?: yes.
Are you excited?: no
Are you watching t.v.?: No though it is on in the background as eldest child is watching it
Are you wearing pjs?: No I have just got home from work!
Who's the last person you IMed?: haven't
Who's the last person that called you?: A colleague from work

PAST
Anything you regret?: Life is too short for regrets so no
Ever lied?: No
Ever stuck gum under a desk?: No
Ever spit at someone?: No
Ever kick something living?: Only by accident
Ever had your nails done?: I did once
Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?: no

LAST WEEK
Had any plans last week?: No just to chill
Who did you see most last week?: My children
Was last week interesting?: Not really

TODAY
Have you cussed?: No
Have you yelled at someone?: No but did have to raise voice slightly to a child that was being incredibly silly
Have you gotten mad at someone?: No but it is still early
Have you cried?: Not had time
Have you called more than 3 people?: No I have been working
Have you IMed more than 3 people?: No not had time
Have you eaten anything gross?: No not yet but it is still early!

SPILL YOUR GUTS
Q: First thing you did this morning?
A: went to the loo

Q: Last thing you ate?
A: A chicken sandwich

Q: What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks?
A: Nothing only Christmas shopping

Q: What's annoying you right now?
A: Nothing at the moment

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Hoodwinked

Q: Do you believe in long distance relationships?
A: For some ppl they work not sure it would for me

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: work

Q: Who is the last person you called?
A: My husband

Q: Been cheated on?
A: No

Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
A: Of course, someone thinks about me all the time somewhere in the world

Q: Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity)?
A: love

Q: Do you wish on stars?
A: Used to don't have time now

Q: Does it work?
A: No

Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
A: No.

Q: When did you last cry?
A: About a month ago

Q: Do you like your handwriting?
A: No,

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes

Q: Are you keeping a secret from the world?
A: isn’t everyone?

Q: Who's bed did you sleep in last night?
A: Mine.

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: White

Q: Do you have any pets?
A: two dogs, 3 birds, several tropical fish

Q: What is the color of your bedsheets?
A: Burgundy and pink

Q: What were you doing at 9 last night?
A: x stitching

Q: Last person you talked to in person?
A: Hubby

Q: When is the last time you saw your dad?:
A: 12 years ago

Q: Look to your left.
A: table

Q: Ever cried yourself to sleep?
A: yes

Q: Ever cried on your friends shoulder?
A: no

Q: Song that makes you cry?
A: Everybody hurts by REM

Q: Are you a normally happy person?
A: Yes.

Q: Is your self-esteem low?
A: mostly

Q: What color are your eyes?
A: blue

Q: Long or Short Hair?
A: medium shoulder length

Q: Current Music?
A: Evanescence

To log into my site.

Everytime I go to reply I get asked to log in.

Everytime I go to write it askes me to log in.

I went to the help section to ask why, it wouldn't let me post unless I logged in, which I duly did to be told I didn't exist.

What the hell is going on with blog.co.uk now?

Check out this site it is really great! Find out everything you need to know about your birth date

http://www.paulsadowski.com/BirthData.asp

25 April 1966
Your date of conception was on or about 2 August 1965 which was a Monday.(mmmm I was born two weeks late)

You were born on a Monday
under the astrological sign Taurus.
Your Life path number is 6.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2439240.5.
The golden number for 1966 is 10.
The epact number for 1966 is 8.
The year 1966 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/21/1966 and ending 2/8/1967.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Horse.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Beaver; your plant is Wild Clover.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Epipy, the third month of the season of Shomu (Harvest).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 5 Iyyar 5726.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 6 Iyyar 5726.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.17.12.11.16 which is
12 baktun 17 katun 12 tun 11 uinal 16 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Monday, 4 Muharram 1386 (1386-1-4).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 10 April 1966.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 10 April 1966.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 23 February 1966.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 29 May 1966.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 5 June 1966.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Thursday, 15 September 1966.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 5 April 1966.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 22 February 1966.

As of 10/31/2006 2:59:42 AM EST
You are 40 years old.
You are 486 months old.
You are 2,114 weeks old.
You are 14,799 days old.
You are 355,178 hours old.
You are 21,310,739 minutes old.
You are 1,278,644,382 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Jacob Underwood (1980) Jason Lee (1970) Ren‚e Zellweger (1969)
Hank Azaria (1964) Talia Shire (1946) Stu Cook (1945)
Bj”rn Ulvaeus (1945) Al Pacino (1940) Meadowlark Lemon (1932)
Paul Mazursky (1930) Ella Fitzgerald (1918) Edward R. Murrow (1908)

Top songs of 1966
I'm a Believer by Monkees The Ballad of the Green Berets by S/Sgt. Barry Sadler
Winchester Cathedral by New Vaudeville Band Soul and Inspiration by Righteous Brothers
Monday, Monday by The Mama's & the Papa's We Can Work It Out by Beatles
Summer In the City by Lovin' Spoonful Cherish by Association
You Can't Hurry Love by Supremes Wild Thing by Troggs

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 5.79217221135029 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

There are 176 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 41 candles.

Those 41 candles produce 41 BTUs,
or 10,332 calories of heat (that's only 10.3320 food Calories!) .
You can boil 4.69 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1966 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1966 the US population was approximately 179,323,175 people, 50.6 persons per square mile.
In 1966 in the US there were approximately 1,800,000 marriages (9.3%) and 479,000 divorces (2.5%)
In 1966 in the US there were approximately 1,712,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1966 the population of Australia was approximately 11,704,843.
In 1966 there were approximately 223,731 births in Australia.
In 1966 in Australia there were approximately 96,061 marriages and 9,859 divorces.
In 1966 in Australia there were approximately 103,929 deaths.

Your birthstone is Diamond

The Mystical properties of Diamond

Diamonds are said to increase personal clarity to help one see things clearly as well as be straight-forward and honest. Supposedly, the higher quality the diamond, the better it is supports these qualities.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Opal, Quartz, White Sapphire

Your birth tree is

Walnut Tree, the Passion
Unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egoistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromises.

There are 55 days till Christmas 2006!
There are 68 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent.

Tuesday already.

So far I have got up, showered, prepared tonights tea and got that going in the slow cooker (sausage casserole) made two lots of sandwiches and one snack bowl (which is for youngest child as he has choir practice after school), popped to Tesco to get some drinks to go in packed lunches (why did I forget to get some when I went shopping), had breakfast now quickly catching up before I dash out of the door.

I am exhausted already!

Very windy out though the sun is trying to shine. Autumnal feel to the air outside this morning. Wide awake at 4am again which is not good, I even went to bed at 11pm last night in the hope it would help, but no it didn't. Oh well eventually body will realise it can have an extra hour, it hasn't adjusted yet lol!

Have a good day everyone.