I was trying to teach the dogs how to sing.

Yes sing.

There they were, music in the background and they are attempting to sing 'Silent Night'. Except I am getting annoyed with the Whippet because all he keeps doing is bark!

Then hubby swore

I woke up he got out of bed, whippet is barking because he accidently got shut in the living room!

Go back to sleep.

This time I am telling a group of year 5 children how to test their food and drink for radiation poisoning using, of all things, a banana. Apparently when you stick the banana into the food/drink, if it has radiation poisoning it will go black. Then there is always that one child who has to ask "what if the banana has been poisoned?"

"Don't be silly you can't poison a banana" I say.

and wake up thankfully before I tell them anything else even more ridiculous than the last!

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Full of phlem this morning but had a better nights sleep despite all the strange dreams I had. Staying away from work, will go back on Monday.