Spread your wings and fly away

Just sat and watched X men 1 and 2, now going to settle down and watch 3. I haven't been feeling well today, maybe it is due to what I was told earlier, or maybe it is chocolate withdrawal, so I may not be around later to post this so thought I will do it now.

I want to wish you all a very happy and prosperous New Year. Have fun tonight, keep safe, and enjoy yourselves whatever you may be doing. Thank you for taking the time to read my thoughts over these last few months and for being my friends.

May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words ............
May 2007 be the best year of your life!!!

See you next year!

hugs

Faffajane xxx

Just watned to share something with you all that we gave to our children at school. I came across it when I was tidying up and it is really nice to think about as we hurtle towards 2007.

I AM Worthy

I am worthy
I am worthy of my life and all the good things in it
I am worthy of all my friends
I am worthy of all the beautiful world
I am worthy of times of happiness
I am worthy of my peace of mind and a piece of the action
I am worthy of being appreciated
I am worthy of God's presence in my life
I am worthy of your love.

House is now back to normal, everything has gone away, everything has been dusted and hoovered again ready to greet the new year.

Youngest very much in the doghouse. He has broken one of his Christmas presents,Nigel found it this morning a blew a fuse! Everything has now been banned, lecture read, and he is in the process of sorting out his room.

Eldest not a happy chappie as I have just had a go at him as well. he hoovered his bedroom and blocked up the hoover, didn't empty it and it has taken over an hour to clear it so I could hoover up. He is now using a broom in his room to clean it!

Then hubby told me he had mended my tumble dryer and yes it did work for a couple of days. Went to get out the towels that were drying in there this morning, smell of burning and obviously it had stopped working again, towels still wet. decided not to take any more chances with it, dragged Nigel to Currys where we purchased another one and bought it home with us.

This is when Nigel dropped his bombshell, but more of that later

Off now to go and have a much needed cup of tea!

Well the last day of the year is upon us.

I didn't get the in depth analysis of the football that I was expecting last night following Hubby's beloved deafeat. What I did get was "crap game, crap manager, here I got you a McDonalds"

uck.

I hate McDonalds.

So he ate both meals that he came home with.

I told him about Neil's question "Does anyone ever understand what Joel says"

"No" says Nig, "Not even the players understand him. If they did they would play football instead of pretending they are! He is crap he has to go"

I did get the updates of the goings ons of his friends lives though which is always interesting!

Then we sat and watched 100 No.1 singles, which brought back a few memories, his odd comments about why some groups weren't mentioned, who are they never heard of them, how comes you know the words.

then he went to bed and slept!

Did have one bit of good news. He struck a deal with one of the footie blokes to do some testing for him next week, south of the river.

"You're coming with me" he says.

"Why" says I

"get some practice driving in London" he says.

Oh god can feel sweaty palms now.

"Thought we would go to Bluewater afterwards, D says it is great there, so giving you £100 to spend there. We are going next Saturday"

Oh who can turn down an offer like that.

Update: Got indepth analysis this morning while sipping tea in bed. Can think of better things to do

Right got to go and listen to the moans and groans, see you later!

Just read on Ethelred's blog that spurs lost 1-0 to Liverpool.

On very unhappy husband on the way home no doubt.

One miserable evening in store for me while he analyses how crap the team were, how the manager must go, how ............

Right need to finish putting songs on MP3 player so that I can drown out his moans and groans!

Cleaned the bathroom till it is gleaming again (why is rinsing a sink after you have used it beyond my children?)

Cleaned Kitchen till it is back to it's usual state of cleaniness (again why is emptying a bin beyond my children?)

Dusted and hoovered the living room.

Decorations are going away tomorrow, this isn't a popular decision and if I had my way it would have happened today, but son didn't get box down from the loft and I can't be bothered, so tomorrow it will go away. I have a thing about the house being tidy and clear to greet the new year in!

I have sat here and read through so many blogs I still haven't been able to decide who to choose for which category for the blogcars. Good job we can pick three for each category.

I have listened to Evanescence, James Morrison, Feeder and Snow Patrol while doing all this. Peace has reigned here with only the odd child popping down the stairs once in a while to make sure I haven't left home or that I am still alive.,

Bliss.

Right going to vegetate in front of telly, pop on a DVD and do some sewing!

Not the fire which should have come before Christmas and hasn't arrived, but the rain! It is as dark as ditchwater here, it is coming down in torrents and has turned cold as well.

oh hum.

Just a little bit of fun!

Love
Hubby
my children
my dog
good cooking
Reading a good book

Likes
Good Music
Watching a good film
Men who dress in black (no not priests) and smell nice
Wearing stockings
smiling and having fun
Blogging
My friends

Dislike
People who are two faced
eating fish

Hate
Wearing tights
earwigs

What I want for 2007
To be 2st lighter
To be happy and healthy
To see my children and husband be happy and healthy.
For my friends to have a better year than they did this year
World peace (yeah like that will happen, one can live in hopes)

The sun is shining, the wind has died down, it is hot as I sit and type with the sun streaming through the window, showing up all the finger marks on the pane of glass,

last night was dreadful weather wise. The wind could be heard howling around outside, surprised there is no damage out there at all though I am sure, from the look of the rubbish on my front lawn, someone must have lost a bin in this street.

Nig has gone off to football to see his beloved spurs play against Liverpool. No doubt he will come home and inform me of all the gossip about his mates and how their Christmas's went. We are a rare breed, Nig and I, in that we still talk to one another, most of his mates just moan about their wives, he sits and tells them how wonderful I am which they must be sick of hearing about - that reminds me I must make him an appointment with the optician!

Just looked at the state of my house, which really needs a good tidy up but I can't be bothered. Should do something constructive today though can't keep leaving it.

Looked at myself in the mirror this morning and yes I do look huge. Really must do something about that as well.

Oh well better be off and pretend to be a domesticated housewife!

Right I am off to bed, had too much fun this eveing, got to lie down in a dark room!!

Wind is really getting up here, looks like a we will get the high winds as promised, oh joy! Just think hubby will be on the terraces tomorrow in it while I can stay all warm and cosy indoors!

See you tomorrow folks!

Nite nite x

Well it is now minutes past 9 in the evening and surprise surprise, no BIL. I suspect that he didn't turn up at MIL house either because there has been no phone call from her to say he is on his way or the moan about how he hasn't managed to fit her taps yet despite the fact she has been waiting 4 years for them to be done!

What annoys me is that he couldn't even be bothered to phone to say that he wasn't coming.

Hopefully he will not turn up tomorrow, I am here, alone, with the kids and cannot face the thought of seeing him without hubby, I am likely to say something I will regret later!

So this afternoon, after loading varous music on my MP3 player and listening to other cds, Nig and I sat and watched a couple of DVDS - Over hte Hedge which we saw with the kids at the cinema, and Silent Hill.

Now I have to say I am not a gamer. Hubby is. He has played all of the Silent Hill films and I have been the one who has tried to get to sleep late at night while he has sat there playing them. Horror films have no affect on me at all, think I must have watched far too many when I was younger. So there I sat watching the film wanting a joystick in my hand to direct the main characters, shouting at the screen "get a gun!" and telling them "don't go in there" much to Nigels amusement. The atmosphere of the film is very much like the game even down to the same noises when the baddies are around. It was a good film, each actor played their parts well but must say it didn't make me jump, it didn't make me scream, it was all far too predictable, paerhaps watching Nig play the game has had some affect on me! It was good though, definately will watch it again anyway!

Simon had his first shave today. He has got rid of the caterpillar that was beginning to sprout under his nose. We bought him a battery shaver for Christmas as he is going to be one of these lucky people who will probably only have to shave once in a blue moon, unlike his father who has to shave daily, and he tried it for the first time after much conjouling (sp) from his father! My baby is all grown up!!

Well I am listening to my Meatloaf Cd, the new one Bat out of hell III. Not a very original title, but very good all the same. I have a pile of cds to listen to that I got for Christmas as well as some that came today that I ordered. I have ordered a couple more that Nig doesn't know about yet, but they were all of my Christmas list and were the ones that he didn't get because he had forgotten what he had got me already!!

Truman show is on the telly in the background as well, Nig in the bath, one child in bed otherone is in his room playing animal zoo or something. Life is good

I have been listening to this a few times during the past week and just love it! Enjoy!

Phone rings.

Determined not to move away from computer where I am in the process of putting some music onto my new MP3 player, I let it ring, afterall Nigel is sitting right by the phone upstairs.

It continues ringing.

Stops.

Starts ringing again.

Shouts up stairs as I head towards phone "Don't worry I will get that!" only to find as I pick it up that it is Nigel on the other end.

"Oh good," he says " while you are up can you put the kettle on please?"

I didn't.

He has just made me a lovely cup of tea without my help

Well I did it, I faced the crowds this morning, headed into town and did hte banking, had breakfast, treated myself to some new placemats for the dining room table in the Debenhams sale and came home.

Just had a quick tidy round as the Inlaws, i.e. BIL and SIL are due round anytime between now and 10pm. They visit the aged P first then make their way round to us for some sanity.

My BIL will as usual wind up my children until one of them goes into a sulk (simon usually), eat any chocolate that he will find because it obviously belongs to him as it was just 'lying around', then most likely argue with his brother. For two brothers you would never ever think they belonged to the same family. Hubby is tall, and has a reasonable figure due to his Martial Arts training. BIL is a chocoholic, who will convince anyone who meets him that he is on a diet while consuming the biggest bar of diary milk imaginable! bless him.

They do not even look alike. Nigel is the exact replica of his best frined in fact they could have been twins they are so alike. He looks nothing like his brother, in fact most ppl on meeting them often say that they can't possibly be brothers they are so unalike in temperament and appearance, but alas they are.

My SIL, his second wife, is just so nice and a lot like me in a way. Great sense of humour, loves to have a good drink in company, and knows how to have fun. How they ever got together I will never know, but as they say the world would be very boring if we were all the same.

So I sit here, trying to decide what tracks to put on my new MP3 player, while waiting for that bell to ring that heralds their arrival. Better go and hide that tin of Quality street!!

Just been upstairs to sort out the washing into various piles to be put in the washing machine at some stage.

Walk into our bedroom to pick up the clothes that wouldn't fit in the washing basket this morning and there is Nig, spread out on the floor, assembling that scalextric that Richard opened on Christmas morning with the look of What did they get me this for on his face.

"Having fun?" says I
"Yes" he says, "just assembling this for Richard"

"It wasn't for Richard was it?" Says I, "It was for you really wasn't it, Richard was just an excuse to buy it"

"Yep this is great" he says.

Typical.

He always wanted daughters and he got two sons. Somehow I don't think playing with a Bratz doll or a tiny tears would have given him quite the same amount of pleasure!

Diary of a Viagra Housewife

Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary
with not much to celebrate. When it came time to
re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the
bathroom and cried.

Day 2 Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me.
He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the
first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I
don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't
noticed.

Day 3 This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a picture of Nelson's Column and burst into tears.

Day 4 A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on
the market that will fix his 'problem'. It's called
Viagra. I told him that if he takes Viagra, things
will be just like they were on our wedding night. I
think this will work. I replaced his Prozac with the
Viagra, hoping to lift something other than his mood.

Day 5 What absolute bliss!!.

Day 6 Isn't life wonderful but it's difficult to write
while he's doing that.

Day 7 This Viagra thing has gone to his head. No pun
intended! Yesterday, at Burger King, the manager asked
me if I'd like a Whopper. He thought they were talking
about him. But, have to admit it's very nice - I don't
think I've ever been so happy.

Day 8 I think he took too many over the weekend.
Yesterday, instead of mowing the lawn, he was using
his new friend as a weed wacker. I'm also getting a
bit sore down there.

Day 9 No time to write. He might catch me.

Day 10 Okay, I admit it. I'm hiding. I mean, a girl
can only take so much. And to make matters worse, he's
washing the Viagra down with neat whisky! What am I
going to do? I feel tacky all over....

Day 11 I'm basically being screwed to death. It's like
living with a Black and Decker drill. I woke up this
morning hot-glued to the bed. Even my armpits hurt.
He's a complete pig.

Day 12 I wish he was gay. I've stopped wearing
make-up, cleaning my teeth or even washing but he
still keeps coming after me! Even yawning has become dangerous...

Day 13 Every time I shut my eyes, there's a sneak
attack! It's like going to bed with a scud missile. I
can hardly walk and if he tries that "Oops, sorry"
thing again, I'll kill the bastard.

Day 14 I've done everything to turn him off. Nothing
is working. I even started dressing like a nun but
this just seems to make him more horny. Help me!

Day 15 I think I'll have to kill him. I'm starting to
stick to everything I sit on. The cat and dog won't go
near him and our friends don't come over any more.
Last night I told him to go and fuck himself and he
did.

Day 16 The bastard has started to complain about
headaches. I hope the bloody thing explodes. I did
suggest he might try stopping the Viagra and going
back on Prozac.

Day 17 Switched the pills but it doesn't seem to have
made any difference...Christ! Here he comes again!

Day 18 He's back on Prozac. The lazy sod just sits
there in front of the TV all day with that remote
control in his hand and expects me to do everything
for him. What absolute bliss!

Mild morning, woken up by dog barking at the postman who was delivering a lot of junk mail.

Crawled downstairs half asleep, made a cup of tea for myself and his lordship who is still asleep, alright for some!

Bunged some washing into the washing machine, turned it on and thought I would check my emails.

Needless to say I am still sat here.

So plans for today..............none.

I know Nig is planning on painting the bathroom ceiling, but he needs to get the paint first, so at some point today it looks like I am going to have to face the crowds. Do fancy paying a visit to the sales, then I look in the mirror and think why bother. I look and feel huge. definately going to get back on the diet today, I will be huge by the time New Year arrives otherwise

Ok better get a move on and tidy up, at least shower, or perhaps I will just make myself another mug of Tea, glorious Tea

One of many emails sent over the Christmas holidays, enjoy!

The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn , arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve.

True Story - submitted by Pastor Rob Reid who says God does work in mysterious ways..

Browsing through the internet today and came across this gem.

It is lovely.

http://www.teachermovie.com/

'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a garment would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibble, the eggnog I'd taste,
At those holiday parties went straight to my waist.

When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
I walked to the shop (less a walk than a lumber),
And thought of the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,

The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese,
And the way that I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
When I put on my extra-large husband's old shirt,
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt,

I said to myself, as only I can,
"You can't spend the winter disguised as a man!"
So away with the last of the sour cream dip!
Go, fruitcake! Go, cookies! Go, cracker and chips!

Each last bit of food that I like must be banished
'Till all the additional kilos have vanished.
I won't have that ice cream, not even a lick,
I'll chew only on a long celery stick.

I won't have choc biscuits, or white bread, or pie
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore
But isn't that what January is for?

Unable to giggle, no longer a riot,
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

Well as the new year approaches in a few days time, my thoughts turned to those important promises we make every year and never keep.

So thought I would post some New Years Resolutions for you that you CAN keep:

10. Read less.

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

Never say that I am not helpful

Christmas Day

Arrived. Nig and I had very little sleep the night before. He because he was excited (trust me he is worse than the kids) me, because the dogs kept walking up and down the stairs in the hope that someone may have left the living room door open so they can find their presents!

Alarm goes off at 6am. Didn't get to bed until 12 as had to make sure kids were asleep before we put Santa presents on the end of their bed. Lay in bed for a while then Nigel starts to unwrap his santa present.
"Are you going to open yours?" he queries so I struggle to sit up and open the one and only present santa saw fit to leave me beside my bed - a tub of maltesers great! Nigel opens all three of his and I give him his main present of the day ..................

A camrecorder - honestly your minds!!

And no he isn't allowed to film in the bedroom either!

Kids arrive in room with their santa gifts and the day starts.

After what seemed like an eternity opening presents that morning, I am now stuck in a kitchen, trying to get the meal done while everyone has fun. MIL arrives with FIL, dishes out her presents, complains about how spoilt I am with mine and so sets the tone of the day and much biting of the tongue! However it does go rather smoothly, dinner was delicious and there is much hilarity.

My presents, yes I was spoilt. I got perfume, a mulled wine kit, a necklace with matching earrings and bangle, perfume bottle (one with a pump on end of it), 1GB MP3 player, 2 cds (feeling and meatloaf), DVD-Tristan and Isolade, Armageddon and Bleak house, Pilates stretchband kit, fitness DVD, wine with wine rack, sevaral chocolates, more wine, latest Phillippa Grefory novel, a set of Cynthia Harrod Eagles novels, a dressing gown, and lots more that I cannot even think off right now.

A word about Christmas dinner - I excelled myself. Turkey, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, yorkshire pudding, pigs in blankets, apple and cranberry stuffing, sage and onion stuffing, mashed swede, sprouts, carrots, cauliflower, braised red cabbage with apple, and turkey gravy. Yummy!!!

Afternoon spent playing trivial pursuit and junior risk to much hilarity and laughter, comment from eldest child "this has to be the best Christmas yet!"

Boxing Day

Total number of DVDs recived as presents this year by Nigel, kids and myself, 35. So today we spent watching some four of them, mainly the ones the kids wanted to watch, together. Boxing day is the traditional film watching day in our house. Lots of cold meat, pickle, cakes, and sweet and savory items are put onthe table to be consummed/picked at throughout the day and I rest with my feet up watching films with the family. We watched the wild, ice age 2, Narnia, and Christmas with the Kranks yesterday, all throughly enjoyable.

Today

I feel huge, my waistline has expanded, upon going to the cupboard I see that there are even more goodies that are to be consummed that I really do not think my stomach will take anymore. I should go to the shops and see what the outside world is up to, but to be honest I think I will stay snuggled up with hubby and watch some more DVDs. The kids are quietly playing on their DS's and rather than restrict them think I will let them do that all day if they want, anything for peace and quiet! It will be a eat what you like day again today, and I will watch some more DVDs and perhaps do a little sewing as well.

I hope you all had a really good Christmas, I can safely say we did!

Hugs xx

Mince pies are made.

1 Gin and bitter lemon consummed.

table prepared

Pressies under tree

Dogs trying to find theirs so I am on Guard duty as Nigel gets Richard bathed and ready for bed.

Tradition in our house is to put pressies under tree Christmas eve. Once children are asleep their 'santa' pressies are put on the end of the bed or in their stockings if they will fit. Lots of pressies to open this year, normal ppl only have a few under the tree, but we are not normal. We have main presents and then lots and lots of silly presents to open. For example, every year Nigel complains that his plate is never big enough for his Christmas meal so this year the kids and I have bought him a Serving plate, one of the huge ones and wrapped it up for him!

We tend to have too much to open, and record it all on the cam recorder every year, it can take nearly all day to open presents in this house

What the heck it is only once a year.

Boxing day is spent watching all the DVDs we have all got, that is movie day. Buffet is out all day long, help yourself as mum (me) is collapsed on the sofa exhausted from the day before!

I love it.

So I am going to sign off now and wish you all a very merry Christmas and hopefully see you after Boxing day which is when I will be allowed on the computer again!

Have a great day tomorrow and hope you all get what you want

Ever since Milton Keynes Theatre first opened, my friend and myself have taken her daughter and my two sons to the panto every year. We have seen some great pantomimes there over the years, and some really dire ones and ok so it may not have the appeal as travelling to London to see one but believe me we have seen some great actors on stage making fools of themselves in the traditional Panto way.

This years Pantomine, Cinderella, was among the best I have ever seen.

At first I have to say, when seeing which ‘stars’ were lined up for it I was not too keen. I have never been a fan of Bradley Walsh , playing Buttons otherwise known as Danny Baldwin in Coronation Street, and certainly not a fan of the actress who is playing the fairy Godmother, Kacey Ainsworth better known as Little Mo from Eastenders. I have to admit when browsing through the £3.50 programme I hadn’t heard of any of the other performers in the show though their resumes in the programme made interesting reading.

We took our seats, noting that even though the weather was bad, there was not an empty seat to be found anywhere in the auditorium. The curtain went up and Panto began. The Fairy Godmother arrives on stage and says her words in rhyme and you were captivated. Then Buttons appeared after the usual dance and singing routine from the villagers and Cinders, and there began the start of much hilarity, adlibbing and ribbing of the audience.

To say Bradley was funny is an understatement, he was hilarious. I honestly thought my eldest was going to wet himself with laughter. The woman next to me was disgusted, complaining to her neighbour that she couldn’t hear what was being said because both me and my son were laughing so much and so were the rest of the audience.

The best bit ever was when he was doing a scene with the ugly sisters, called Trinny and Sussanah played by Roger Kitter and David Langham, both of whom, according to the programme, are very experienced panto dames and they were good. During this scene Bradley Walsh made Roger Kitter laugh so much he forgot his lines or couldn’t say what he should have done and they had to admit that they hadn’t manage to get through this particular scene in one go yet! We were all clutching our stomachs with laughter at this point!

A tiny mention about the woman playing Cinderella, Laura Hamilton is her name and she apparently is currently working as a presenter for Nickelodeon, as a co-presenter on Nick-heads. A great singer, has a good voice but tended to struggle just a bit with the high notes though in fairness I think doing two shows every day I probably would have problems as well. The prince, played by George Wood, who has been acting since the age of 4 and apparently is better known as Ollie from the BBC television series I Dream. A very pretty young man who was losing his voice at times I think as it was quite croaky but played his part well and worked well with his man servant Dandini played by Richard Reynard.

I have to say despite my initial reservations about this performance, the casting was quite good, though take Bradley Walsh out of the equation and it would probably have been a flop. He made this performance, through adlibbing, and his general silliness alone, and watching the other actors try and keep a straight face when he was on the stage was well worth going to see.

If you ever are in the Milton Keynes area or you fancy going to see a Pantomine this year, I heartily recommend you go and see this one, you will not come away disappointed!

Hi all

blogland was difficult yesterday. couldn't get onto my own page and type a message so hoping it is behaving today.

Yesterday was very busy sorting everthing out and visiting. Managed to clear my ironing as well, though did discover that my son had folded up what had come out of the tumble dryer and a lot of it was still wet. Upon checking it appears that the tumble dryer has decided that it doesn't want to work! Nigel is looking at it now, though don't hold up much hope for it!

Fortunately Nigel and I were off to a close friends house yesterday for a meal and chat and she and her husband were kind enough to let us tumble dry what we could there.

had a great evening which ended at 2 this morning after playing trivial pursuit and failing miserably to win. Did boys against girls, played three games which my friend and I failed to win at, probably due to two glasses of white wine each as well as going thorugh 3 bottles of mulled wine between us - the men were ont he beers (except Nig really as he was driving

Feeling fine today though surprisingly (or should that be worryingly) though it could be because I have only just emerged from my nice warm bed

Right better go and cook my lovely hubby some breakfast (or lunch) and then make a start on tidying the living room and making some mince pies!

If I don't get back on here, have a great Christmas and hopefully I will be allowed back on the computer after boxing day!

Hugs to you all and a

I have manged to clear my computer desk - I can see it again!!!!

Not much else has gone on except the two bags full of shredded paper are now waiting to go into the composter!

Isn't life fun!

Children counting days until Christmas singing "Three more sleeps to go, three more sleeps till santa " and driving me nuts.

Morning did not start well.

Alarm went off at an ungodly time this morning. Switched it off and woke up half an hour later.

Dashed into shower, which was lukewarm, think I need a new one.

Got dressed, dried hair, shouted at kids for the umpteenth time this morning to get them out of bed. Shouted at nig to get him out of bed.

Now he was the one who said he wanted to get into town early. I decided I wasn't going but have issued him instructions to get the kids hair cut and to be back at 1, no later. It would be nice if he put some petrol int he car as well, but that would be just giving him too much to think about so early in the morning and he has to get his mother a present yet

So off they have gone, I have had my first cup of tea of the day and am sitting here looking at the fog again. There is frost on the floor as well outside the spiders webs on my rotary airer looking quite pretty.

Peace, quiet, bliss.

Going to put a CD on in a mo, fancy listening to The Calling II today so will put that on. Then going to set to and do some housework.

When hubby emerges from his shopping trip, the kids and I are off to Milto Keynes to look at the Christmas Display with a friend and then to the theatre to see the Panto, Cinderella, our Christmas treat!

Right better get on, lots to do!

I have sat here for hours reading through peoples secret santa posts and visited a few of the sites that I didn't know about which has made interesting reading. Thanks goes to Lyndji for setting all this up which goes a long way for people to find out more about each other. Well done

Hubby has gone out with the Wing Chung group for a chinese meal.

Kids upstairs playing quietly.

Dogs guarding the Christmas tree - well pressies magically appear there it is just knowing when.

And I am now going to get my pyjamas on, wrap up in my dressing gown and sit in front of telly with the remote control.

Nite nite everyone, sleep tight and don't tlet those bugs bite

Woke up with a splitting headache that is refusing to budge this morning.

Looked out of window and the fog seems to have worsened.

Big panic writing family cards, one didn't come with an envelope (why didn't I check) so eldest dashes to the corner shop to get another card for my sister from him.

Pack cards up with pressies for family, kiss kids goodbye (they can't come as Nan isn't in best of health) and off Nigel and I go to battle our way through the traffic to Enfield.

two hours later we arrive safely so that he can pop into the office to hand his timesheets in. Not without incident you understand, in fact I lost count the number of white vans that pulled out on us, the one that nearly knocked a cyclist of his bike, three that didn't have any lights on at all yet the fog was so thick at one point Nige had nose against windshield ( well not quite but you get the picture).

Head towards Mums house in Edgware. Decide going to avoid motorway and A1 as the traffic was nose to tail. Everything going ok until just outside Barnet, still travelling through fog, I point out I had been in that pub and surprised it is still standing when so many had been closed.

"Which pub" he says.

"the Arkley" says I.

"what side was it on" he says

"the left hand side" says I

" "he says "We are going the wrong way"

So now I am telling everyone we got lost in the fog!!!

Arrive at mums, presents distributed, chat with nan answering the same question at least half a dozen times. They have 'who wants to be a millionaire' on the telly and I am getting frustrated at the idiots who are phoning a friend or asking the audience when they are only on question 2. What is that about?

Anyway venture forth to go home. Takes about 2 hours when it usually is only half an hour, but we stick to the back roads all the way home and meet yet again the nutters who think it is ok to drive without lights, who want to overtake on sharp bends, the ones that toot because you are doing 30mph instead of 50 because you can't see!

Kids haven't killed each other, though as they say the night is young.

Just looked through the blogs and read all about me from my secret santa - Nixie thank you it was lovely.
http://boxoffrogs.blog.co.uk/

Oh well better clean teeth have a hygienist appointment to go to!

This evening was fun despite the freezing weather, the suffering of an air conditioning system blowing cold air over our table and the smoke that is now clinging to clothes!

No offence intended to smokers out there, but an hour in the pub, and I reek of cigarette smoke, my eyes are stinging and a rash is appearing nicely on my arm - lovely!

It is cold outside. -1 it said on the temperature guage on the way home, the fog so thick it took me 5 minutes to find the switch for my fog lights. The roads are icy as well, I only hope Nigel gets home from football safely but god help him if he comes down with a cold over Christmas, think that would be the icing on the cake.

Only had two glasses of Lemon and Lime as well, which was nice. couldn't drink as I was driving but now I am home I am going to make myself some mulled wine and sip it in bed to get warm.

Oh damm just remembered got to print a photo for my mum to take down with me tomorrow. Yes day spent visiting mother and Sister and swapping presents tomorrow, Friday is panto day and then I can rest a while until Christmas.

yippeee!

" Are you coming out with us tonight Sam" came the cry from a colleague in the staffroom.

"yes" I replied " but only for a couple of hours, and I am driving. Don't want to leave the kids too long.

Why am I going?

It is freezing outside. The fog is settling in. The temp in the car hasn't gone past -0.5 yet. brrrrrrrrr.

Simon begged and pleaded with me to go out for once promising me faithfully that he and the terror will be ok. I know they will be, after all at 15 he is more like 21, he is more sensible than most kids his age, he is like a nagging wife with the other child so he won't be able to sneeze without Simon being on top of him for doing it too loudly! So I have agreed to go, but why it is cold!!!!!!!

Oh well better get off and find something warm to wrap up in.

Oh and been very good and done my secret santa, could go on for hours about my secret Santa, but then no one would read it, you would just get bored, so kept it short and sweet!

Have fun!!

He introduces himself as being here because his ‘parents shared a night of passion.’ Reading his profile, he comes across as a man who doesn’t take life seriously or himself for that matter, which I find refreshing in this day and age. A Welshman who isn’t passionate about it, a lover of the countryside who is fond of a good wine and a good beer, by the look of one of his photos.

This man has a wonderful sense of sense of humour. A man who was once in the Navy and who now teaches IT at the University of Wales in order to pay his mortgage.

He is a keen supporter of Newport RFC, first and foremost though he will support Wales if they play

A man who enjoys cooking, fast cars, enjoys reading and poetry.

A keen photographer, a visit to his site to see some of his work is a must.

He lives in a small village called Undy, which he claims no one has heard of, (I have), where a Roman coffin was unearthed, a village that has its own Warden and can be found in the beautiful countryside of Monmouthshire.

A visit to his site is very entertaining. A mixture of family life, poetry, his photography and historical information, all done in a light hearted way, never failing to make me chuckle or inspired.

Most importantly, having this man on your ‘friends’ list, you will find that he will make you laugh when you are down, and be supportive when you need it.

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Usksider http://www.blog.co.uk/user/usksider/

Wednesday morning and the end of term has arrived. I have rearranged my hours so I finish at 12 today, so my holiday starts here. Good job as well as the last couple of days have been hectic. Ok not done an awful lot, marked maths papers, done displays, been to church, but it has been mentally exhausting. Two parties yesterday as well, so very, very noisy!

Today it is cold. yesterday was cold, ice on the car when I went out - note to self get the garage door mended - and when I got home Nig said he had already scrapped the ice off for me when he went to work. An hour later I was scraping more ice off the car. Looks like more scraping today as well and Nig has already done it once for me. Ho hum.

Also very slippery out there.

My secret santa from work kindly got me a bottle of wine and chocolates - how well they know me - buffet lunch at work, lots left over for today, not that I will be there, as soon as the bell goes I will be out that door

Oh well better go and get ready for work, need to get Simon out of bed, he has finished school and is looking forward to having the house to himself for the day!

Have a good one blogland.

Another week rolls around, a week to go till Christmas.

Not sure what is wrong with me today, but bad mood doesn't even begin to describe how I am feeling today and don't really know why. Maybe it was the series of bad dreams I had. Maybe it was the fact I had Nigel and Richard coughing most of the night in unison. Maybe it was because there was a ton of washing up that hadn't been put in the dishwasher on the side in the kitchen, the empty milk bottle just chucked to the side and not put in a recycling bag, the bin that was overflowing and the tea stains on the worktop that no one cleared up. Maybe it is because my back is so bad this morning that even my hips are hurting and I am in agony.

There are times when I just want to scream.

There are times when i wonder who the hell decided when we break up for holidays. The fact that one son will only wear his uniform once this week and the other one twice. Why couldn't we have broken up on Friday. There are now three days to go (including this one) where I will be bored to tears at work, where the kids will be hyper, where no work will be done, but we have to be there all the same.

What is the point.

But I will scream inwardly. I will keep smiling. I will try and not make eye contact with the Headteacher. I will go on through life pretending nothing is wrong until I snap, and I will eventually.

Oh and on a last note, supposed to go to the end of term drink up on Wednesday with work, but can't because despite knowing for two weeks that I was going to go, my hubby has decided he is going to football AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok here goes

1) I am quite a quiet person, I tend to only talk to ppl i know which makes new ppl think that I am reserved
2) I like to have fun without getting hurt
3) I used to sing in a church choir
4) I was always a good girl at school, never got into troupble and always made sure I was at lessons on time
5)The year I turned 21 was the worst year of my entire life.

Up early, gameplan - to go shopping.

Now I have all my presents, all wrapped and ready to be distributed. then yesterday a friend let me borrow a book that she had, The Selfish's pigs guide to caringby Hugh Marriott and after reading through a couple of chapters realised it would be an ideal book for my mother, who is the primary carer for my nan. It is a lighthearted look at caring, written by a man (obviously) who cared for his wife when she had Huntington's disease.

So we head into town.

As we pull into the parking space there is smoke coming from the bonnet of the car and a burning smell.

OMG panic.

Hubby does, what most men do, gets out scratches his head and looks under bonnet where there is water pouring out of a tiny hole, so tiny you can barely see it if it wasn't for the water pouring from it.

Great thinks I.

Great he says, not to worry we will soon have it sorted.

Ok but cannot help but notice ppl staring as they walk past.

once in the shopping mall (posh name for a total dump) we do our weekly business of swapping money over into household account to pay bills, and head for breakfast.

So tell me, why in a big department store do they never have change for a £20 note? I only wanted £7.00 change.

After lots of confusion and lots of scrabbling around for money we sit down and discuss plan of action.

Simon goes with Nigel and gets my pressents and Richards and I head off in opposite direction with Richard so he can buy a present for his brother and dad paid for by me.

We have two hours to do this, longest two hours of my life!

IN woolworths bumped into a friend paid for our purchases and head off for a much earned and needed cup of coffee and chat.

Meet up with Nigel and Simon, swap children, Simons turn to get pressie for his father, and hour later we are sorted and head out from a crowded shopping center, where people are being pig ignorant and more than one fight has broken out to go to halfords to buy some Radweld for the car radiator.

Come home, and now there is wrapping to do but it can wait for now I cannot be bothered. I have ordered a couple of more items of the net, plus the book that I couldn't get in town and now I need to get ready to go to a friends house for a christmas drink.

I feel fat, tired and don't want to go.

But she is a friend and we haven't seen each other for a while and I know she is off to Ireland soon so this will be the only chance we will get to meet up before the new year.

Off I go to get ready and find some trousers that don't make me look 7 months pregnant!!

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Another Friday comes round heralding the end of the working week for some and the weekend is upon us.

Bliss.

Tired this morning yet I slept well last night, probably too well. Managed to write out cards yesterday so have to post them today and get a couple of boxes to send presents off to people who live too far away for me to visit. Don't usually do this but happened to see something for someone and thought I just have to have that, bought it without really thinking about the cost of sending it to them lol!

Never mind as I keep saying to myself it is only once a year

Dishwasher is great by the way, very quiet compared to my other one.

Feeling fat and frumpy this morning, result of one too many rolls yesterday I think, not good really

Right off to get kids ready for school, fancy a bacon sandwich this morning as well. mmmmm.

Decorations are now up and thought I would post a picture of my Christmas tree.

As you can see the dogs are laying in wait for Father Christmas to bring their presents

There are lights on the tree but they haven't shown up in the photos!

Paid off a huge amount on it when my insurance came through so what did they go and do? Reduce my bloody credit limit conveniently so that I am up to my limit again GGGRRRRRRRRRR....

Wouldn't mind so much if I didn't pay it every month on time, but I do and always more than the limit amount to pay as well.

What are they?

BASTARDS!!!!!

Dishwasher arrived at 8am this morning (which must be a first for Currys!)

Hubby has installed it and it is now washing up our plates and cups from this morning's brunch and the kids breakfast things.

Dusting and hoovering has been done.

Cavity wall insulation has been installed. Two nice young blokes doing it and they were quick as well.

Living room window has been cleaned inside and out, just waiting for the curtain to finish (we aren't looked over by anyone yet hubby insists upon an net curtain on the living room window, the only window we have a curtain up at!)

Ok so it may be a security measure on his part

Now off to look at Christmas trees, to decorate for Christmas and then clean the bathroom.

Forget previous post, not in a friendly mood at all

In a very mischievious mood though yippe

Fun day ahead two mental adults in the same house

Slept a lot better last night, so feeling a bit more lively this morning!

Day off today. Had to get up early as we are having the walls done (cavity wall insulation) and my dishwasher is being delivered - Wipeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

My eldest will be pleased he won't be accused of trying to poison us with his lack of washing up skills

So Nigel and I are at home. Nigel hoping for adult entertainment which he will be disappointed with as the house needs cleaning and the decorations are going up today. I have compromised and told him I will cook a breakfast this morning for him instead!

Children up and around getting ready for school. Just found out one child hasn't done his homework, not impressed with this and he has just had a stern telling off.

Oh thejoys of being a wife and mother!

Do you ever get those days/weeks when you just think 'what the hell was I doing getting out of bed?'

I had one of those days today, a panic attack, not getting home from work until 5pm and kids that were flipping awful all day!

Don't think one child learnt anything today they are too hyper, too much going on, too many disruptions.

It took me all day to decorate a cupboard that is how bad it was!

Not going back until next week now.

Been spending again. Hubby saw a fire on Bid tv so we phoned them - well it would have been foolish not to, we got it for £59.00 where as in Nigs retail catalogue they are over £100.00 more. Not sure I have done the right thing mind, but we needed a fire to fit the hole in our living room wall and I can always blame Nigel if I don't like it, afterall it was the one he wanted!!

Oh well, heading off to bed now to try and get some sleep, hopefully without the weird dreams

Ok I did get some sleep but not a lot!

Weird dreams again mainly.

In one I am talking to Roy Castle and some bloke who claims he had a small part in Z Cars in the 60s. We are in a room with white walls, there are other people there in the background, snow patrol chasing cars playing through huge speakers in the corner which I am humming along to and we are eating melon. Roy Castle and this 'actor' guy are talking about a panto they saw called 'babes in the wood' when roy turns and says 'It was good it reminded me of the body in the wood' and I wake up.

Kick dog of bed.

toss and turn trying to get back to sleep.

Then I dream that I have gone to the gym, one which I stopped going to a long time ago. Their is a personal Trainer there whom I admit I never had as my personal trainer, but he was one of the reasons why I went to the gym as he had a great body and quite good looking as well. Anyway back to dream there he was in front of me, working out. As I approach he asks me if he can do anything for me.

"Yes two portions of chicken and chips please" I say

What?

As he goes off to cook them, I start to work out on the pull lat machine, for those of you that go it is the one with the bar you pull down, and I am doing a few reps in my party dress as you do, and start chatting to my friends daughter about her wedding preparations. There is this noise in the background and I ask her what it is but she cannot tell me and we are laughing.

Wake up as Richard is coughing very loudly, go in and check on him, he is coughing in his sleep. Lay in bed listening to him for over half an hour until I hear him turn over and the coughing ceases.

Lay in bed staring at the ceiling in the dark until the alarm goes of.

I am shattered.

Nigel strange dream, a chemistry experiment goes wrong and turns his partner into the invisible man who gets up to all sorts (will leave that one to your imagination!)

Really don't want to work today, but I am off the rest of the week so really should make an effort shouldn't I!

Just browsing the net as you do and came across this

SPRINGFIELD TOWNSHIP, Pa. - December 12, 2006 - Officials holding a news conference announced an 11th grade student shot and killed himself inside Springfield Township School High School in Montgomery County this morning. Dogs called to the scene responded to some of the student's gear, and theThe Sheriff Department bomb disposal unit is now set up at the high school.

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?se...cal&id=4844659

so sad.

Been on and caught up with my friend's blogs. Chatted to another friend who is getting worried about the murders in Suffolk, she is five minutes from where the latest bodies were discovered and is freaking out a little (think I would be as well).

Not really much to write about myself, had a reasonable day all things considered, watched Richard in the choir at school which went ok until the headteacher arrived and the atmosphere deteriorated fast (seems like we are not the only school in the area with problems).

Not feeling 100% though I really cannot say what is wrong. Think it may be lack of sleep, dogs getting me up in the night contributing to that as well as very strange dreams of children crying as well as stranger things happening which I don't really want to discuss here. Freaks me out sometimes only wish I knew why!

Was unsettled as well as my back was painful again and couldn't get comfortable. Not eased by the fact Nigel seemed to think that he could spread himself across the bed leaving me very little room - if he does it tonight he will be kicked out.

Also very nearly had a massive row with a priest today. Honestly think that if it wasn't for a colleague who did it instead I would have done. Why is it that so many of them want Christianity to be in the dark ages still?

So that is me, not very sociable or chatty today and not quite in the mood for anything that can be in anyway helpful, or cheerful. Maybe it is the time of year, the Taurean in me feeling low and being too thoughtful.

Right off to indulge in some game or other.

have a good evening!

Yes I have.

I have been shopping already.

I got quite a few things and treated myself to a CD or two.

Ok so I didn't go out into the cold, dark morning, it was all online, spent a small fortune but isn't Amazon great!

Ok going to get ready for work now, though how I will get through to 5pm I will not know. I am so tired not helped by one of the dogs demanding to go out at 4 this morning!

Right going to disappear now and make sure kids are sorted.

and rest my weary head. One last joke for you.

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing
a
tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was

her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the
step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip
a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked
her

up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are! "

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured
we
was friends."

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat
next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch
for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art
watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."

The woman giggles and replies," Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour
fast."

Dear Santa

I have been good all year.

I have done my chores without complaint

I have worked hard

I have looked after my children well

I have listened to my husbands complaints with patience and helped him where I can.

I have worked hard and gone in when asked.

I have cleaned and tidied and mended the roof tiles Rudolph broke last year and didn't charge you for them.

I have let the children keep their list short this year as well so you wouldn't have to deliver so much.

There will be a mince pie and some brandy for you as always and you know where the key is kept.

So please this year, can I have one of these delectable men in my Christmas stocking? It isn't too much to ask, I am only asking for 1 and it will be your choice, I am leaving it to you

With loving Thanks

Faffajane

p.s. Hubby says can he have the usual in his christmas stocking this year please?

Check this out on You tube, it is great!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQEKfCRkh6k

Lyrics by The Calling, things don't always turn out that way.

Well he can't sleep at night
And he can't do what's right
It was all because she came into his life
It's a deep obsession, taking up his time

Chorus:
She's all that he wants, she's all that he needs
She's everything he just won't believe
Take away his doubt, turn him inside out
Then she can see what he's been dying to say
But things don't' always turn out that way

And he must confess
All the impure thoughts of his beautiful temptress
Although he keeps it all bottled up inside
Although he keeps it all safe within his mind, oh yeah

Chorus

So wipe that smile off your face
Before it gets too late
There's only so much time
For you to make up your mind

Chorus

The Christmas Angel

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cursed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

All radiant and smiling; the angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?"

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Monday morning.

Anther week starts.

First day of the working week comes around, only 10 working days left until I stop working for Christmas.

I lay in bed last night, trying to get comfortable, listening to the rain battering against the window, the wind getting up and whipping everything into a frenzy outside. This morning the rain has stopped, the wind is still high, surprised my fence is still standing, but that may be due to the amount of post that the neighbours have tied to it in the hope that they won't blow away

It is still dark outside, no stars to look at. There is still a lot to be done in the house, hubby didn't finish the kitchen as he promised, so I still have bare walls

I still have cards to write as well, something that will have to be done tonight I think. There is so much to do and very little time to do it in, but I will get there eventually.

The kids are emerging from their rooms now and my peace will be shattered. Better start getting ready for work and face a new day.

I am in pain. There is nothing worse than back pain and all day I have had this pain at the base of my spine. It has made sitting painful, walking painful and no doubt later on it will be painful lying in bed. Another sleepless night on the cards then while I toss and turn trying to get comfortable!

My eldest chidl is watching the Pacifier on Sky, he loves this film and I can hear hime giggling away.

Yesterday I spent the day cleaning the living room. I went into town early in the morning, but because hubby was going to football, we didn't have breakfast as usual. coming home decided that the living room needed a good dust and hoover, puling furniture out and hoovering bhind/under and dusting inside the cabinets ready for when the tree goes up later this week. I have also decided I would like some lights outside the house but so far hubby seems reluctant to pursue that!

The rest of the house needs to have a good clean mind you but at least one room has been done. The kids were supposed to do their rooms but no doubt I will end up doing it, though I could just close the door and pretend I haven't seen the mess

Between now and Christmas I have a hectic schedule of meeting up with friends, attended school concerts and shopping for food etc in preparation. Not enough hours in the day and Christmas is approaching all too quickly!

it is now raining hard here this eveing and the wind is picking up again. I am feeling a little chilled and have noticed the heating has gone off so I think I will head of in the direction of bed and have an early night.

Nite all

Today I went shopping.

Not food shopping, which I should have done as there is very little in the house, but Christmas shopping.

Admittedly there wasnt' a lot that I needed to get, afterall, due to shopping via the internet and getting various bits and pieces over the last few weeks, I have most of it.

But I have a friend (yes a friend) who hasn't been shopping yet and we try to go shopping together at least once a year so today was the day.

It was fun, it was cold, but we had a great time!

all presents are now wrapped and stored safely, all I need to do now is write the cards which I plan to do sometine this week.

Blogland is playing up again so apologies to anyone I haven't replied to, but I keep being logged out or my post goes missing in cyberspace.

The horse personality is often willing to give as well as expecting a lot of liberty. These people are extremely independent and confident. The horse person is very quick-witted, inquisitive and determined, it is right in there with you before you have had a chance to finish what you are saying: he's on to the thought in your mind even before you've expressed it. In general, these people are gifted. But in truth they are often more cunning than intelligent - and they surely know that. They adore being the centre of everyone's attention, but they prefer to be recognized for their skills and are easily flattered. On the other hand these people have an honesty and genuine warmth which attracts lots of people and helps them make new friends. People as a rule confide in a horse person because he/she is sincerely interested in their thoughts and feelings and is able to help with both wise words and an action, but there is a small problem about it - the horse person is so excited by new discoveries that it is difficult for them to keep a secret. This is not something that arises out of malice or revenge - sometimes they just cannot help themselves.

It is easy to inspire such a person by new ideas and he/she tends to act on them without delay, carried away by the excitement of the moment. But it is also important to remember that there is a danger for a horse person to be too impulsive and it may cause some problems in the future. And if they do not see the result of their efforts, it is rather natural for them to turn their attention to a new project and head off once again, brimming with new ideas. The horse person is always ready to offer good advice and can be very persuasive, but his/her confident and carefree approach hides inner doubts. Those who know such a person will recognize this, and offer the support and reassurance he/she needs. A male that is born in the year of the horse is considered as a charming, suave person to a member of the opposite sex.

Horses should beware of the Rat, as any relationship with this sign is said to be extremely trying for the horse. Of all relationships between Chinese zodiac signs, a relationship between a rat and a horse is said to be the worst (this relationship from a historical point of view, climaxed or was at its worst at the height of World War II, when Germany governed primarily by the sign of the rat threatened the destruction of the Jews (Israel, which is governed primarily by the horse)). The rat is way too calculating, dictatorial and possessive for the free-spirited and independent horse. A relationship with a rat can potentially break down the horse's free-spirit and cause rage in the rat - as neither will be willing to yield to the other. However, horses get along great with Tigers and Dogs.

Possible professions for people that are born on the year of the horse are that of an intelligence agent, a writer or novelist, an actor or a model.

.............but I forgot, you have to explain in great detail, several times how to delet an email!

Yes fun at MIL. Logged on computer.

first question "how do I know I have got an email?"
second question "how do I delete it"
Third question "how do I send an email"
fourth question "where is my address book"

Now you are forgiven for thinking I am being a complete bitch. You are sitting there thinking she must be new to all this which is why she is asking - why faffa are you being so cruel?

If she was new to it I would understand. However she has been on several computer courses, run for free by the local library, all of which she has certificates for, all of which show her competence in using word, email, and databases!

Then there is the problem that she has downloaded things from various sites that she cannot find now, or that she cannot read. why? She doesn't have adobe. So sorted that out. I was there from 11.30 till 3.15, tearing hair out in clumps and smiling inanely while I patiently explained everything to her again, again and again.

"why are you going into that file" she says

"what are you doing now"

"why did you delete that"

In the process of trying to get rid of things she doesn't need and that were slowing her computer down.

Then discovered she hadn't run anti virus recently, so did a quick scan "why do that" she says AAAGGGHHHH

I came away hungry (no food offered) and stressed.

Chilling out with a lovely cuppa now

Another Friday has come around.

Another Friday where I don't get to do what I need to do.

I am so tired this morning, yet I went to bed quite early last night to make up for the couple of late nights I had previously. I am feeling fluey again as well but cannot wallow, too much to do!

I have a hair appointment at 11, but before that I need to pop into town and sort a few bits out, then after getting hair done, show MIL how to work her computer again! Pick Youngest up from school, feed kids, take youngest to swimming lesson then perhaps I can put my feet up! Washing, ironing and housework will have to wait until tomorrow.

Right must make a move or I will be sat here all day and even less will get done!

Have a good day

I have been out, looked around and ordered a dishwasher from Currys. It is booked to arrive on the 14th as I am off work then. Very excited, can't wait and at least i will not have to worry about food poisoning due to eldest son's inability to wash up properly!

Was very tempted by special offer of tv. I knew I shouldn't have dragged Nigel out with me but needs must! I have told him he is welcome to get a fire for the lounge but as for the rest the answer is no. I want to save some of the money we got from the insurance for rainy day. I know it is boring but I am so fed up with things going wrong and the fear that we will not be able to pay for things at least if some of it is saved I have got something to fall back on. That is my theory anyway.

So for now I have earmarked some of the money for various things that we have needed wanted for a while and will save the rest. Also told him that the extra £70 we have saved from the mortgage is also going to be put away in the savings account each month as well. Think this is sensible personally!

I feel as though a weight has been lifted. It has been a struggle these last few months but at least now I am beginning to see the light again!

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Hubby was caught in this today. Fortunately he is ok, but he said it was quite bizarre. One minute there was just high winds, next huge hailstones then this deafening noise. As he looked out of the window of the house he was working in he could see peoples roofs being ripped off and bits of tree, bins etc going past. he says it didn't last long and fortunately he was safe where he was, but lucky he wasn't driving down the road. quite scary what is happening to our weather lately!

In Honour of Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even
chuckle)...

My new mortgage has come through!!! I should be at work and yes I am going, heading out of the door when the postman put the letter in my hand! I could have kissed him! Fixed rate and now paying less than we were before.

Of course now I will have to sort a few other things out but this is a huge weight of my mind!

Right off to work to earn some money!!

Thursday arrives. Alarm goes off and I turn it on to radio. Sleep through money news, groan when NC comes on and listen to the latest on the cricket - seems like an argument is brewing over Panisar (sp) not playing!

Nig swears blind he saw him in Sainsburys yesterday - don't think so some how.

Another day closer to the end of the week. Day off tomorrow though I very nearly got roped in to cover, fortunately I found out in time and took myself off the list - hair appointment then the joys of MIL computer. She text me last night (11pm) asking how to delete an email!

she has all this written down once already, how many times does she have to be told?

Bank account looking healthy for once. Insurance money has come through, shame it won't be in there for long as it has been earmarked for various things - dishwasher, new fire for lounge, cavity wall insulation etc. At least I won't have to find for these things from my housekeeping money!

Nig is counting down the days till his holiday. He is taking quite a bit of time off over xmas, good for me to have him around, but it will mean he will be under my feet quite a lot so - bless him. Only 1 week and 4 days to go for me and counting!!

Right I am going to sign off and get ready for work, and drag the kids out of bed. will leave you with a quote from Steven Hawkins

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.

*whispers*

Shouldn't be on here, did say I was going to bed, but then I thought hey, pay a couple of bills, so I did.

Hubby gone off with the hump, dogs gone mad and I am catching up with blogs!

better get away to Bedforshire before 'himself' catches me on here!

Nite nite

Stuck vibrator

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency"
appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the
office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor
came into the exam room and asked about her problem.

She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the
gynecologist to please examine her vagina.

So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after
completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing
that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and
expensive surgical operation."

"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I
am here could you just replace the batteries? "

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked , "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain"

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,Why is the male brain so much more ?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

MIl has been on the phone

"I sent a text to your son and got an obsence one back" she says.

" don't think so" says I

"I did I am not amused"

Firstly, Simon doesn't do obscene, he isn't that type of child.
Secondly, he has no credit on his phone and wouldn't think of going out and putting credit on it - afterall that would mean having to pay for it himself, so much easier to get mum to do it when she remembers online (that reminds me must put credit on phone)

Just checked his phone. All his texts for the last couple of months are on there, not one from his nan, and none sent to her from his phone. However, there is a message on there from someone who has just left a number about gear that needs to be picked up. Simon, when questioned, said it came through the other day and has no idea what they are on about so ignored it!

Talking to MIL further, she says she got an obsence text from Nig as well (her son). At this point I laugh. It takes Nigel Half and hour to text yes or no on his phone, he has no idea about texting and really isn't bothered about finding out. Just checked Nigs phone no text message from his mum stored on there either, yet she is adamant that she sent him one at the same time as she sent Simon one and claims they both sent her this obscene message back. I can only assume she sent the texts to the wrong number in the first place.

"WHat is your email address?" she asks.

I tell her

"I sent an email to that address" she says "but it was returned. Is it important to put the . inbtween your names?"

She can't help it really.

Then she says she tried to download something and now she can't find it and her computer is doing funny things.

"Have you updated your antivirus?" I say, "AVG has a new one out"

"No" she says "I don't know what to do"

Of course, following instructions is not what she is known for.

So Friday, my day off will be spent sorting out all the so called problems she has with her computer and making sure that she sends texts correctly.

oh joy!

With thanks to TheMusingsOfAMenopausalMama

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The morning has come round much too fast again, not helped by the fact I had very little sleep due to an excited dog! I think he has realised Christmas approaches and he is getting a little excited. Nigel forgot to put a bag of presents in the loft and so the dog has been checking them out in the hope we wouldn't notice

I didn't get home until 9pm last night. Meeting went on forever, due to a talk by a representative from the LEA who managed to avoid answering questions in the same way as a politician does!

I feel shattered this morning and my throat is sore again. It is still dark outside which is depressing. I have a lot to do at work as well, for some reason there seems to be so much going on there as well and a lot of unhappy staff!

Not long until we break up for the holidays. One good thing about this year don't have to write out loads of cards. We are contributing to World Vision instead though I would rather we raise money for the local hospice which is struggling!

Oh well better get a move on and make sure that the children are getting ready for school. My morning peace has been shattered by a child who will insist upon leaving homework until the last minute! Have a good day!

................very fast just to say a quick hi, before I dash off again to a Governor's meeting!

Just got in from work, no time to even have something to eat, just shove food into kids mouths and lol and behold, hubby chooses today to go and watch 22 men kick a ball about a bloody field!!!

So now I will have to drop kids off round at a friends before I get to the school for this meeting AAAAGGGGHHHHH!

right running out of door!!

Monday morning and another week starts, another week closer to Christmas, another week closer to the end of the year.

Will go back to work today if only to cough my heart up occasionally and to blow nose loudly.

Yes still full of phlem and a cough has started.

On the plus side even if I am still not eating properly yet, I feel better than I did last week!

I have decided I am not going to finish dragon before Christmas. Been going flat out and still have the top bit of it to do. Realistically I need to get it into the framers by the 12th if it will be framed for Christmas and even sewing as soon as I come home from work until the early hours that is not going to happen. Nigel is worrying about the cost of framing such a huge project (it is bigger than he thought it would be), therefore it should cost a fair bit to frame, we shall see.

Doing all this sewing has meant that the ironing is piling up again. Eldest son, came downstairs this morning looking for his school trousers - fortunately there is a pair in the airing cupboard and as they were hanging up I know they don't need ironing. Mind you as I told him it wouldn't hurt him to iron some clothes for me to help out! Can't see it happening though!

Apologies to all of you that left me messages yesterday and I didn't reply. I had problems with Blogland yesterday - either I was being signed off or it wouldn't let me reply to posts. I also noticed (or rather Smichen did) that I was having posts appearing twice despite only hitting send button once. Fingers crossed this post goes ok.

Oh well better get a move on and get ready to face the day. Have a good day everyone!

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein - Austrian philosopher; founder of logical positivism

Sums it up all so well I think lol!!

Last week I saw a top to go with my skirt, yet when I tried it on I was unsure whether or not to buy it. It was in Debenhams, in one of the Designer areas, and was unsure about it, as it was £35 so put it back.

A week of dithering and I decided on Saturday that I did like it after all and sod it, I will buy it.

Off to Debenhams we go and only two left.

One a size 14 though it was on a 16 hanger (why oh why do shops do that it is so annoying) and one a size 8.

Disappointed I left the shop.

However today I decided to pop to Hemel to see if they had it in the Debenhams there and joy oh joy they did, with 10% off as well

Came home and tried it with the skirt and they go well together so very pleased.

So that is my Christmas outfit sorted, just got to get the boys sorted now.

Now all I have to do is find a suitable bra, you know the ones which claim to boost your assests to the max - I need this to get any hint of a cleveage at all!

Oh well off to search figleaves site!

I have sat here looking at a blank screen for so long, I have forgotten what it is I wanted to write about.

Physically, menatlly and emotionally I am exhausted.

I think I have lost a 'real' friend and have no idea why, except i voiced an opinion that shouldn't have been said and haven't been there for him during what has been a difficult time.

There is nothing really I can do or say.

I have failed

Popped into town this morning for the usual Saturday morning ritual of transferring funds from one account to another. Geek at Debenhams chatting to me about some function he went to where they played music from various 'games' such as Final Fatasy etc etc. Eldest child now Green with Jealousy that he missed out - oh boy these two would really get along well! Anyway he was telling me about the latest games for all the various consoles and trying to sell me the Wii, which I believe is launched on the 8th. Hmm at £179.99 I don't think I will be buying on no matter how much eldest son wants one! There are enough consoles in this house lol!

Felt sick in town and quite faint. Nigel treated me to Breakfast then ate it as I really couldn't face it at all, I know I should eat something at some point but what do you do when everything makes your stomach churn or you are off fod altogether?

I have never felt like this, I love food too much!

Decided to brave the scales this morning after several weeks of putting on weight and losing it again and going nowhere.

I have lost 6Ibs in a week.

Ok so I have been ill and not eating, or eating very little, but I like the fact I have lost weight.

Now I shall have to be good and eat sensibly again because no doubt once I get back to eating properly again I will put on.

But for now I shall celebrate that I have lost

So far in darkness outside.

I hate dark mornings.

Doesn't help when hubby decides that he wants a cup of tea and is running a little late.

So drag weary body out of bed and make him a lovely cuppa like the dutiful wife I am

so at the moment silence reigns, apart from the radio in the background that is. Won't be like this for long as the kids need to be dragged from their slumber and the morning routine of whines and arguments to begin.

Ah bliss (not)

Just to start of the day I thought I would post this little quote by Douglas Adams Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Have a good day Blogland