Have to get some sleep tonight if I am going to do that dreaded drive to south London

My hubby and his great ideas!

Still I get some money off him to go spending with, at Bluewater after he has finished the job that he needs to test tomorrow, and I have never been ther, so I will just close eyes and go for it!!!

Stay off the roads! I am a very confident driver until I hit London then panic takes over

you have been warned!

Nite allxx

Who was the last person...

1. You hung out with?: Nigel and my son right now

2. Rode in a car with?: Richard on the way to school yesterday

3. Went to the movies with?: Nigel and the boys (to see over the hedge)

4. Went to the mall with?: Nigel last Friday

5. You talked on the phone to?: My friend down the road

6. Made you laugh?: Nigel just now -not going to say what he was trying to do

Would you rather...

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?: Neither, I fainted when I had my ears done and was very ill after the c section lol!

2. Be serious or be funny?: Funny

3. Drink whole or skimmed milk?: To drink? Whole to drink, skimmed in tea and on cereal

4. Die in a fire or get shot?: Shot hopefully it is quicker

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?: Parent

Random questions

1. Do you like anyone?: Yes everyone I am friends with and on my friends list

2. Sun or moon?: Sun (have to agree with Smichen here summer can't come quick enough)

3. Winter or Autumn?: Neither prefer spring and summer

4. Left or right?: Right.

5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends?: Two best friends

6. Sunny or rainy?: Sunny

About you...

1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: Shovel it in or better still just cook pasta shapes, it is easier!

2. Have you ever eaten spam?: Disgusting stuff, but yes when I was younger

3. Favourite ice cream?: Raspberry ripple

4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?: Weetabix, Malties, Crunchy nut, cornflakes, simply oats, puffed rice ummm 6

5. Do you cook?: Yes

6. Current mood?: bored

In the last 48 hours have you...

1. Kissed someone: Yes hubby

2. Sang?: In the shower this morning then along to snow patrol and the calling later in the day!

3. Been hugged?: Yes several times

4. Felt stupid?: Quite often

5. Missed someone?: No

6. Danced crazy?: Yes do that quite often

8. Gotten your hair cut?: No though appointment is looming!

9. Cried?: No.

10. Lied?: No

Stuff...

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?: No though I have been stopped a couple of times for silly reasons but we all have a job to do

2. Do you have a dog?: 2 dogs, 2 finches, 1 canary, several fish

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?: Never been

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?: Sleep with hubby otherwise alone

5. Do you believe in ghosts?: Yes I see them sometimes

6. Do you consider yourself creative?: No though I am musical and can cross stitch

One day a 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car
pulled

up beside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the
driver. "No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

"How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver. "I said no
way", replied the irritated youngster. "What about a bag of juicy
lollies and FIFTY QUID eh?", quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly

to keep up with the walking boy. "No, I'm not getting in the fricken

car!" answered the boy.

"Okay, okay, I know what you want. I'll give you £100 and a bag of
lollies", the driver offered. "NO!", screamed the boy. "What will it

take to get you in the car?" Asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with
it...!!!!!!!!

This is the fairy tale that we should have been reading as little
girls!

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured

princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological
issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near
her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said

Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast
a
spell

upon me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper,
young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up
housekeeping in
your
castle with my mother, where you can satisfy my needs, prepare and
serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel
grateful
and
happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauted frog
legs

seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and
thought to herself:

I DON'T F! **ING THINK SO!!!!!

The "Why"s of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE
EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and
they
vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails
parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final
copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT
DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face
And laughter in your heart...Then you are just an
old
sour fart

Very funny!

Well did go to WI, wasn't a new leader, the old one was there, but we cleared the air and I hae rejoined. In fact in fairness to her, she was quite funny!!

Went into town straight afterwards, then had lunch and tried to get on here.

Surprise surprise, couldn't due to maintenance.

Hope whatever was the problem is now sorted!

My back has been very painful today, in fact it has been so bad my legs don't seem to want to move at times. Going to lay over my fit ball after dinner to see if that eases it at all.

Richard has gone to an impromtu birthday party of a friend of his down the road, so one less child to feed this evening. I have made shepherds pie as well!

Ah well never mind plenty left over for tomorrow then

I feel shattered.

A night consisting of bad dreams and feeling sick.

Upset tummy this morning and still feeling like I want to hurl, I manage to have a cup of tea which has settled tummy a little bit.

typical one day back at school and I am already catching whatever is going round!

Am going to WI this morning if I can find my card which seems to have disappeared I know it is not going to be good news, I expect that but as Nig said in his usual supportive way, it gives me a starting point to work from. I am determined to do this, I just need the will power to keep going!

Have to go into town as well todayand do the usual business of changing money over a pay a few bills. January seems to bring along all the bills you don't want as well as the junk mail trying to sell you something or other!

It is pitch black outside. It feels mild, so much so I had to turn the heating off this morning as I was too warm. I am hoping to get a picture of the foxes frollicking in the field by the side of the house, they have been there every morning but too far away to get a decent photo! It is nice seeing them though they torment our dogs by coming too close to the fence. The deer should be around soon, poking out and exploring with their young.

Ok so I am not in the countryside, but it is nice to know that 5 mins in the car and I am there. We are on the edge of a town and fortunate enough to live near well managed woods. They are small but good to walk through in the summer, very muddy in winter though as most woods are

Oh well better go and see if I can find this card