When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and
staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty
inches.

Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and
even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple
that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed through
corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised
doctor.

"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs,
aren't
you?