@ 13/02/07 – 20:12:36
A cute little girl walks into a pet shop and asks 'Excuthe me,
do you have any widdle wabbits?'
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's
on her level and says, 'Do you want a widdle, white wabbit,
or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit,
or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?'
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and whispers.....
... " I don't weally fink my pyfon gives a f*ck."
@ 13/02/07 – 15:22:28
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Hubby, kids and dogs
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A squirrel
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
The dogs chase it and I chase after the dogs until they stop and bark loudly at it as it runs up a tree
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Four Bedrooms, 2 Ensuite, huge bathroom, huge Kitchen with a big pine table in the middle and a sofa, big conservatory, three reception rooms and a big garden for the dogs
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
A small one
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
On the table is a fruit bowl filled with delicious fruits, a bunch of carnations and lilies in a vase. There is a White tablecloth ad the crockery is plain white as well. High backed chairs,in soft cotton fabric that match table cloth and a Welsh Dresser, big one, on the side wall.
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Bone china
8. What do you do with the cup?
Pick it up and wash it
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
A river
10. How will you cross the water?
There is a small stone bridge to get to the fields on the other side.
If you want to do the meme, fill it in without looking at the 'meanings' first.
This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives.
The analysis:
1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems(passive / aggressive).
4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrofoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
Right let's see then
1. My hubby, children and dogs are important to me.
2. Ok then my problems are small.
3. Ok my problems run away so the dogs chase them and I chase the dogs 
4. Ok I have a huge ambition to solve my problems - at least the thought is there
5. Well apparently I don't like ppl coming in unannounced, not quite true, most ppl are welcome to pop by
6. Ok I am happy because there are flowers there. There are no ppl though because they are sitting at the table in the kitchen socialising
7.does this mean that my relationship hubby will break because Bone China breaks easily confused.
8. Lol i wash Nigel 
9. wow as a river it is big apparently
10.Obviously as I don't get wet as there is a bridge, sex life is not that important
Ok so now I am confused. Think this has finally made me realise I am mad!!
@ 13/02/07 – 14:48:58
A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class, "Which human
body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You
should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going
to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and
you'll get fired!" She then sat back down.
Mrs Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
"Anybody?"
Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
"The body
part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the
pupil of the eye."
Mrs.. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy."
Then she turned to Molly and continued, "As for you, young lady,
I have three things to say:
First, you have a dirty mind.
Second, you didn't read your homework.
And
third, one day you are going to be VERY,
VERY
disappointed. "
@ 13/02/07 – 13:54:52
I have posted this before some time ago, but thought as it is Valentine's day tomorrow, will post it again.
Enjoy!
Roses
Each year he sent her roses,
And the note would always say,
I love you even more this year,
Than last year on this day.
My love for you will always grow,
With every passing year."
She knew this was the last time
That the roses would appear.
She thought, he ordered roses
In advance before this day.
Her loving husband did not know,
That he would pass away.
He always liked to do things early,
Way before the time.
Then, if he got too busy,
Everything would work out fine.
She trimmed the stems and
Placed them in a very special vase.
Then, sat the vase beside
The portrait of his smiling face.
She would sit for hours,
In her husband's favorite chair.
While staring at his picture,
And the roses sitting there.
A year went by, and it was
To live without her mate.
With loneliness and solitude,
That had become her fate.
Then, the very hour,
As on Valentines before,
The doorbell rang, and there
Were roses sitting by her door.
She brought the roses in,
And then just looked at them in shock.
Then, went to get the telephone,
To call the florist shop.
The owner answered, and she asked him,
If he would explain,
Why would someone do this to her,
Causing her such pain?
"I know your husband passed away,
More than a year ago,"
The owner said, "I knew you'd call,
And you would want to know.
The flowers you received today,
Were paid for in advance.
Your husband always planned ahead,
He left nothing to chance.
There is a standing order,
That I have on file down here,
And he has paid, well in advance,
You'll get them every year.
There also is another thing,
That I think you should know,
He wrote a special little card...
He did this years ago.
Then, should ever I find out
That he's no longer here,
that's the card that should be sent
To you the following year."
She thanked him and hung up the phone,
Her tears now flowing hard.
Her fingers shaking, as she slowly reached
To get the card.
Inside the card, she saw that
He had written her a note.
Then, as she stared in total silence,
This is what he wrote...
"Hello my love, I know it's been a year
Since I've been gone.
I hope it hasn't been too hard
For you to overcome.
I know it must be lonely,
And the pain is very real.
Or if it was the other way,
I know how I would feel.
The love we shared made everything
So beautiful in life.
I loved you more than words can say,
You were the perfect wife.
You were my friend and lover,
You fulfilled my every need.
I know it's only been a year,
But please try not to grieve.
I want you to be happy,
Even when you shed your tears.
That is why the roses
Will be sent to you for years.
When you get these roses,
Think of all the happiness,
That we had together,
And how both of us were blessed.
I have always loved you
And I know I always will.
But, my love, you must go on,
You have some living still.
Please...try to find happiness,
while living out your days.
I know it is not easy,
but I hope you find some ways.
The roses will come every year,
and they will only stop,
When your door's not answered,
when the florist stops to knock.
He will come five times that day,
in case you have gone out.
But after his last visit,
he will know without a doubt
To take the roses to the place,
where I've instructed him.
and place the roses where we are,
together once again.
@ 13/02/07 – 08:16:30
Could it be due to te lighter mornings that I find myself wide awake before the alarm turns itself on?
I know it isn't light at 5.30 but by 6.30 I can see it begining to lighten up through the gap in my bedroom curtains.
Nigel brought me a cup of tea upstairs this morning which was nice, except that the warmth of the tea made me sleepy again and so all my resolution to get out of bed and do some exercise came to nowt, as I drifted off into a blissful doze, only to be woken by the dog a few minutes later who wanted to attack the teddy that had fallen on him
So up I got, no exercise, but had my breakfast now wondering if I should go into town or shall I just pop to the local supermarket.
Decisions, Decisions.
On the last of the pile of washing, though I am running out of places to put it to dry now, but I tried. Ironing still needs to be done but that can wait till later. I really do need to go into town.
Anyone been watching the lost room? Hubby has been hooked on it and I admit yesterdays episode was the first one I have ever seen which is perhaps why hubby ended up having to explain to me what the hell was going on as it wasn't making a lot of sense at all. Even Simon, who was the only one to understand what the Matrix was about, was confused, but then again he hadn't seen it before either
Ah well, better get a move on and face the world
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