Sitting here, catching up on posts I am hit with smell of Lynx.

No one is downstairs yet, but know eldest son has emerged from the bathroom.

So if he is upstairs why can I smell lynx?

Possible answers:

1) he might not have showered so he has smothered himself in the stuff
in the hope to disguise the fact from me that he smells

2) He has showered and has smothered himself in the stuff to attract one of the many girls who flashes her eyelashes at him.

My money is on number one personally:)