1. Can you cook?
Yes I love cooking when I get time to do it without being rushed

2. What was your dream growing up?
I wanted to be a teacher

3. What talent do you wish you had?
I am talented in my dreams lol

4. Favorite place?
A beach

5. Favorite vegetable?
Carrot

6. What was the last book you read
Kate Mosse, Labyrinth

7. What zodiac sign are you?
Taurus

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Just each ear is pierced once

9. Worst Habit?
picking at the skin round my nails

10. Do you personally know anybody on Blog?
Yes

11. What is your favorite sport?
What is that? lol

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Optimistic

13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator lift with someone of the opposite sex?
Just talk

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
having a cesarian then having a blood transfusion afterwards which nearly killed me

15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
My stomach measures bigger than my breasts

16. Do you have any pets?
Yes, two dogs, canary, two finces and several fish

17. Do you know how to do the macarena?
yes

18. Is the sun shining where you are now?
Yes

19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
scary

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Flatter tummy, smaller thighs (ok that is two but they merge)

21. Would you be my good angel or bad angel?
good I am always good

22. What color eyes do you have?
Blue

23. Ever been arrested?
No, I am a good girl!

24. Bottle or Draft?
Neither don't like beer

25. If you won £10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Pay for my holiday next year

26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
Yuck- don't like bubble gum

27. What's your favorite bar to hang at?
Like I have time to hang out, I have kids!

28. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
spend it with my family

30. Do you swear a lot?
No

31. Biggest pet peeve?
Ignorant and rude people

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Patient

Checked post secrets which made me want to cry.

Checked blogland to see what you are all up to.

Answered posts

Answered emails

Tried to download a song onto hubby's phone as a ringtone - it is not working still.

Defragmented my C drive - which means that the computer will now play silly buggers, lose files that I need and tell me that I am denied access to something which is what usually happens when I defragment my C drive.

Oh and I have put 3 lots of washing on the line outside in the lovely sunshine.

What I haven't done and should have is

Housework

Clean Kitchen and bathroom

Hoover and dust

Do the ironing

And cook dinner

Or showered yet

First things first, close computer before I get distracted again and shower, then get the housework done lol!!!

A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London .

However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her Husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs.

She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken And lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

The butcher got the message, and gave her the Chicken legs.

The next day, she needed to get ! chicken breasts.

Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts!

The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.

Unable to find a way to communicate this,

she brought her husband to the store...

(Please scroll down)

What were you thinking?

Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

Now get back to work...

7.30am - woken up by dog trying to get one of us out of bed so that he can be let out to do his constitutionals. Climb out of bed, wrap dressing gown round skimpy nightie and put feet into a pair of trainers - not a good sight first thing in the morning admittedly, but as the sun was shining through the crack in the curtains and I had to get up, though may as well hang some washing out.

Drag fingers through bed hair and ventured forth down the stairs trying to avoid being tripped up by now excitable dogs (other one has joined us by this point) who stand in my way as I try to unlock the back door to let them out.

Outside in the garden, sun feels lovely on my face and there is a gentle wind blowing. Clouds moving slowly in the breeze, the trees blowing gently, the washing blowing gently as I am hanging it out, all feels right with the world.

Once dogs have relieved themselves and eaten their breakfast, I make us a cup of tea and take it back to bed with me where husband laughs at my attire - no fun and games for him then - and I climb into bed with my book and mp3 player playing lovely music in my ears. That first cup of tea in the morning cannot be beaten, there is nothing like it, as I sip gently, marvelling at the taste and planning the day ahead.

Hubby is not a happy man at the moment. There are no crisps in the house. I told him it was because it is lent so they are banned, but in reality it is because I am dieting and I know if they are there I will eat them So temptation has been put out of harms way for now.

10.10 am - second lot of washing is now on the line, the third lot is in the machine. I am still not dressed, having decided to clean the house today, I prefer not to get dressed until it is done then I can have a nice long hot shower afterwards. Today I will be cooking a pork joint. I hate pork, but it was a last minute decision and it is stuffed with apple and cranberry so thought I will give it a try. It has been a while since we have ahd a proper roast on a Sunday so I should make the effort, though the thought of cooking on what is a glorious day, does not excite me much at all.

Oh well better get on with the housework!