Right need a little help and advice here.

everytime I start up my computer it tells me there is no disk in it.

Well duh, I know that, because I don't need a disk, so why are you telling me that now? I am on windows XP professional.

I keep hitting cance and eventually the message goes. It has only appeared in the last day or two.

Any ideas?

A bloke sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him.

He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty
flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself:
"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her
again, "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."

This time the woman turned on him "What the hell do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh,
Ryanair!!!

To everyone everywhere.

The sun is shining, outside, though there is a bit of a wind blowing quite hard!

I am quickly writing this while hubby is out - what I should be doing is getting showered and dressed so that I am ready before he gets back! We have to go out today, put petrol in the car, go shopping, visit the fish place at Henlow so that Simon can stock his fish tank - he now has one as well in his room, go for a meal at the Crown and pick up my friends birthday present!

Should be fun!

Nigel in a great mood when he came home from football - well it isn't everyday you see a goal being scored by your own goalie! So he was on a high!

Cards of the kids for Mothers day, had to make my own breakfast though! got two keyrings, one with mother on, the other has Taurus on it - I have too many keyrings already so they buy me two more! Oh and a Razorlight cd as well that I have been asking for since Christmas lol!

Right better get myself ready before he gets home

Have a good day everyone!

You may have read recently about the person whose
kidneys were stolen while he passed out. Well, read
on. Something like this happened to me. My thighs were
stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It
was just that quick I went to sleep in my body and
woke up with someone else's thighs.

The new ones were the texture of lumpy porridge. Who
would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had
been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what
had happened to mine? I spent the entire summer
looking for my thighs.

Finally, hurt and angry I resigned myself to living
out my life in jeans and those tights that pull
everything in.

Then, just when my guard was down the thieves struck
again. My bum was next! I knew it was the same gang,
because they took the pain to match my new rear end to
the thighs they had lumbered me with earlier. I
couldn't believe it my new bum was attached at least
three inches lower than my original. Now, my rear
complemented my thighs lump for lump. Frantically I
prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.

Last year I realised my arms had been switched. One
morning I was brushing my hair when I watched
horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms
swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush.
This was getting really scary. My body was being
replaced one section at a time. How clever and
fiendish.

AGE? Age had nothing to with it. Age is supposed to
creep up, unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I
was being attacked repeatedly and without warning. In
despair I have given up short sleeved t-shirts. Last
month my neck disappeared faster than the Christmas
turkey, which it now resembled. That's why I have
decided to tell my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself.

WOMEN OF THE WORLD WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE

That really isn't plastic those surgeons are using.
You KNOW where they are getting those replacement
parts, don't you? The next time you suspect someone
has had a face 'lifted' look again. Was it 'lifted'
from you. I think I finally found my thighs and I hope
Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!!

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. THIS IS HAPPENING TO WOMEN IN YOUR
TOWN EVERY NIGHT. WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last night I thought someone had stolen my
breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I
jumped out of bed I was relieved to find that they had
just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I am
keeping them safely hidden in my waistband. . ......