BEDTIME PRAYER

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray for a man, who is not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart, and strong

And one who's willy is thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks

When he promises to call, he won't wait for weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed

And when I spend his cash, he wont be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair, and opens my door

Massages my back, and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind

Knows what to say when I ask "How big's my behind"?

One who'll make love 'til my body's a twitchin',

In the hall, the loo, the garden, and kitchen!

I pray this man will love me 'till no end

And never attempts to shag my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray beside my bed

I look at the Shit Head you sent me instead !!!