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What book are you ?

by faffajane @ 16/05/07 - 19:02:42

stolen from Terri R :)




You're To Kill a Mockingbird!

by Harper Lee

Perceived as a revolutionary and groundbreaking person, you have
changed the minds of many people. While questioning the authority around you, you've
also taken a significant amount of flack. But you've had the admirable guts to
persevere. There's a weird guy in the neighborhood using dubious means to protect you,
but you're pretty sure it's worth it in the end. In the end, it remains unclear to you
whether finches and mockingbirds get along in real life.



Take the a>
at the
Blue Pyramid.

Five Canadians (sorry Meno)

by faffajane @ 16/05/07 - 18:54:44

FIVE CANADIAN SURGEONS

Five Canadian Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first, an Ontario surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, a Quebec surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third a B.C. surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth, an Alberta surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine,
and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

The 90s

by faffajane @ 16/05/07 - 18:53:54

How you know you experienced the 90's:

1) 10p Mr Frosty Ice Pops on long summer days!

2) Gordon the Gopher!

3) You could do or tried to do the Prodigy step. 'You're no good 4
me....'

4) You owned or longed for an Adidas three stripe tracksuit

5) You owned a compilation tape with TOP TUNES such as "Mr Vain", "What
is love" and "Rhythm is a dancer" and 'How Bizarre, How Bizarre"

6) Girls thought Blue Mascara was cool!

7) Girls actually fancied Garry Barlow more than Robbie Williams

8) The Racoons! (nuff said)

9) You owned a pair of Nike Air Max, and wore them to death

10) Mr Motivator (What ever happened to him?)

11) Running on the spot dancing!

12) You wore leggings/cycling shorts with long t-shirts

13) You owned a Bennetton, NafNaf, sweater shop jumper or waistcoat

14) Girls owned scrunchies in an array of colours and tacky headbands
with their names written on in thick glitter

16) You bought Smash Hits for the song lyrics and the immense amount of
stickers that you would stick everywhere!

17) You had a pen pal

18) You could only watch the Simpson's on sky

19) On a Saturday afternoon you watched Catchphrase, Gladiators,
Generation Game, Noels House Party and then Casualty

20) You taped the Pepsi Chartshow on radio one and tired in vain to
pause the tape before the annoying guy talked and ruined the whole thing.

21) Cans of Coke were 25p

22) 10p Space Raiders Crisps

23) A grey Fruit of the Loom jumper was a must have

24) Sharkie & George were the crimebusters of the sea

25) Puffa jackets

26) You used the line "it's a free country" every day

27) The Sky Sports Blimp!

28) Impulse body spray for girls

29) Hooch Alcoholic Lemonade (where's it gone?!)

30) 'Don't forget your toothbrush', 'TFI' and Big Breakfast with Chris
Evans

31) You had at least one troll

32) You know the dance to Macarena and Saturday Night. Youalso tried to

scat like Scatman John! Bi bat ba ba da bo...

33) You watched Baywatch and longed for the day that Eddie & Sharni got
together!

34) You watched Byker Grove 'ha ha ha whatcha laughin at!' (the
themesong ending), and saw PJ get shot in the eye with a paintball!

35) PJ and Duncan not Ant and Dec! Dodgy Pop Not Dodgy Presenting!

36) Shellsuits & bumbags!

37) You longed to live in Beverley Hills 90210

38) Home and Away was a prime time ITV programe watched by millions

39) You owned a Spice Girls album

40) Fruit salads and black jacks!

41) Strike it lucky on a sunday night with Michael Barrymore when he was
straight & married

42) Chain letters

43) You had fake ID

44) You remember Todd Landers in Neighbours

45) You religiously watched Saved by the Bell on a Saturday morning!

46) You more than likely lost/nearly lost a wobbly tooth on a wham bar!!

47) CK one (probably the fake one from the market)

48) Going Live, then Live and Kicking was the place to be on a Saturday
Morning - you know you remember the number 0181 811 8181

49) You knew every word to the theme tune from Fresh Prince of Bel Air

50) You collected Premier League Stickers and did swoops at playtime

51) Girls wore crappy lipstick such as - coffee shimmer, heather shimmer
and birthday suit!

52) You wore kickers and wallaby's with the tags hanging from them

53) You thought saying - "I know you are, you said you are but what am
I" to every cuss that that came your way!

54) "love got the world in motion" with the John Barnes Rap

55) when you used to run away from some thing and shout ' leg iiiiiitt'

You loved the 90's!!

Pass this on and add on anymore that u remember!!

Big up the 90's!!

If you don't pass this on.......fair enough.... it's a free country

The Dentist

by faffajane @ 16/05/07 - 18:48:05

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well
That they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then
Washes his hands.

He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands
again.

The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a
dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes.... how did you figure that
out

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love.

After they are done, the girl says,
"You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good
dentist,how did you figure that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing."

Midweek

by faffajane @ 16/05/07 - 07:42:42

The sun is shining

The birds are singing

It is sweltering outside and I am walking around in a t shirt again - yeah roll on summer!

In my head anyway I can dream can't I?

In reality, it is raining again, it is cold, trousers and long sleeved tops have made an appearance, in fact thinking of putting on a jumper.

Depressing:)

Oh well, midweek, need to go to work all day today, lots to do with the photocopier and laminator that no doubt will refuse to work or go on a go slow!

keep breathing,

keep smiling

Oh can't wait!!!

Right off now to make sure everyone is organised!

*youngest fell asleep during a lesson yesterday, don't know whether to laugh (which I did) or cry lol*

Have a good day:)

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