Spread your wings and fly away

Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks,

"I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.

I'll not put it on, do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund for myself".

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "My God ! It wasn't that creased in the shop".

His funeral is on Thursday.

At last it is here. The last working day for me for 6 weeks - hip hip hooray'!

Ok I am popping into work tomorrow but only to say bye to the class who are moving up to Year 6 so I will no longer be with them, in fact I am moving to year 4 next term which will make a change and will be different.

5.30 this morning and the sun was shining, the birds singing and all was right with the world. Now there are big black clouds in the sky and the temperature has dropped slightly, the sun is trying to peak through but don't hold out any hope for a good day.

Ah well, never mind we might get some summer this year then we might not!

Eldest not in school today. His school is having a sports day all day and he has been put down for tennis. Neither of my children like sports and Simon begged to stay off so Nig has taken him to work with him - annoying because I need him to move a few boxes at work! Ah well never mind, will have to get a child or two to move them instead!

Right better go and have some breakfast, phone my eldest in sick, and then get ready for work. Have a good day