Dropped Simon off at summer school (last day today), and on the way home Richard says:

"when I grow up I want to be a zoo keeper"

"Why?" says I

"Because I want to look after animals"

This is the same child who when watching a giraffe give birth on telly the other day went "Ewwww it is coming out of her backside, that is disgusting!" and when he heard that the baboon's bum was bright red so as to attract the females said "That is just plain stupid who would want to look at bums!"

Should be interesting:)