Did you know that eagles mate for life? Well one day Harry the eagle
waited at the nest for Mary his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while
when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot.
Dead!
Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning he decided
that he must get himself another mate but since there weren't any lady
eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off to
find a new mate.
He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was
OK but all the dove would say is "I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a
DOVE, I want to love!"
Well, this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest
and flew off once more to find a mate.
He found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the
sex was great but all the loon would say is, "I am a LOON, I want to spoon!
I am a LOON, I want to spoon!" So out with the loon.
Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous
duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. Again the sex was great,
but all the duck would say was.....well, you know.....
No, the duck didn't say THAT!!!!! That's an awful thing to think!
The duck said, "I am a DRAKE you made a MISTAKE!
