British gas website has a notice that says:

If you have a power cut or need to report a dangerous situation click on this link.

so explain how do I do that if I have a power cut?

T mobile text me this morning:

It's top up Friday! Top up with £10 today and you receive free texts all weekend

Now I don't need to top up my phone, and anyway if I did then the texts wouldn't really be free would they because I have just paid you £10 in order to get the free texts in the first place!

this is almost as bad as telling me that once I have cooked an item then it will be hot!!!