Spread your wings and fly away

1. What is one food (or meal) you used to hate but now love?
Errrr difficult one this because the ones I hated then I hate now which weren't many because I love food!!! Suppose I can eat Toad in the hole now that I wouldn't do when I was younger but wouldn't say I love it lol

2. If you had to give up one of your favourite foods (or meals) for good, what would it be, and why?
Lasagne. Probably because the cheese would give me high cholesterol, not that I eat it that often anyway

3. Which food seems like it should be healthy and isn't, and do you eat it? Why?
Vegetable soup however if you add cream to it, it isn't very healthy and yes I do eat it because I love it

4. If you were an item of food, personified, what would you be and why?
Icecream because i am naughty but nice

5. You've seen tomatoes and pies used for this purpose... now think of a more inventive item of food one could throw at someone. What is it and why would throwing it at someone be hilarious?
Lasgne with lots of Mozarrella on top, because it would make such a sticky mess

Well it made me laugh lol

Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has reached the £1 million question.

Chris Tarrant says,

"Right Sven, this is for £1 million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.

"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set?

"Is it. a, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?"

Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too sure. I'll have to go 50-50."

"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with.

'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."

Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says,

"No, Chris, I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend."

So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.

"Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."

So Tarrant phones David Beckham.

"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'.

I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win £1 million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's."

"Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"

"It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation.

"You sure, son?" says Sven.

"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger.

Definitely."

"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger.

"Final answer, Sven?"

"Final answer, Chris."

"That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!"

Cue wild celebrations.

Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across.

"Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder!

But how the heck did you know that a badger lives in a set?"

"Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham, ..........

( SCROLL DOWN YOU'LL LIKE THIS)

"... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in year 9.
Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe.."

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiit..."

This is one creative student to be able to put an answer like this together at the END of an exam. The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1.. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2.. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Elizabeth during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Elizabeth kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

This is a must see PP presentation of a developing baby. Shows just how far technology has come

It's cold.

My feet are never cold, yet this morning they were wrapped in the duvet and didn't want to walk my body to the bathroom at all.

Now sitting here in my woolly socks, not a good sight trust me.

Definitely a trouser day.

Just caught up on yesterdays postings as I was unable to get on the computer yesterday. Two postings caught my attention and made me smile/think. AJ did one post about the elderly that included the words

respect respect is earned not simply given.

something I wholeheartedly agree with. Yet the elderly seem to think that they have the God given right for us to respect them yet treat youngsters as though they are the scum of the earth. Ok I am generalising here, not all the elderly, which I will be one one day, expect this, but I have seen a few that think they own the world.

For example, out shopping one day, a young lad, in a hood as well shock horror!!! was in front of me and an elderly woman. As he went throught he door, he checked behind him and then held the door open for the woman and myself. As she wnet through she tutted and walked away, I said thank you to him and because I was in one of them moods where everyone was getting on my nerves said to the woman in the loudest voice possible "Did you leave your manners at home? It wouldn't have hurt you to say thank you to this young man!"

She turned to me, looked me up and down like I was something she had just stepped in, looked at him with a sneer and said "He could have been anyone, he might have mugged me look at how he is dressed"

I was mortified. He said to me "Don't worry I get this all the time" not the point surely. There did follow a spat of words which ended up with the woman concerned walking off to find a manager to try and eject the two people who obviously stood up to her and not showing her any respect, believe me I would have liked to shove the door in her face.

Manners cost nothing, if you want respect then show it to others as well. we are all too fond of generalising, making an assumption based on how a person is dressed or looks like, but there is no excuse for acknowledging the fact that they have done something nice for you.

Young people do this as well I know, but then again if an example is set by others what do they learn from?

My other post of interest concerns boots on Adamantixx blog.

I have a lovely pair of boots to wear with skirts in winter. They have a nice kitten heal on them which make them ideal for wearing to work as I can't really spend all day in high heals. With long skirts I can get away with wearing socks in my boots, by thighs protected from the cold by the skirt, though when it is cold like today it can be difficult.

Why

I don't wear tights, I hate them.

So days like today definitely is trouser weather, though if I were to go out in the evening then the stockings would have to come out to wear with that dress hanging in my wardrobe that goes nicely with my new boots.

My feet are still cold.

In fact think I may just have to go and sit in a warm bath to warm through.

On that note I bid you adieu, wish you a good day and hope that all goes well.

Don't get too cold now will you lol