Spread your wings and fly away

hope you are having a great day

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients
to a baseball game.

For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well.

As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, 'Up Nuts', and the patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem, he yelled, 'Down Nuts', and they all sat back down in their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, 'Cheer Nuts'.
They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home te am, the Doctor yelled, 'Booooo Nuts'.
And they all started booing and cat calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor de cided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.

When he returned, there was a riot in progress.

Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, 'What in the world happened?'
The assistant replied, 'Well everything was going just fine
until this guy walked by and yelled, 'PEANUTS!'

The sun is shining yet it is soooo cold outside!

It would be nice if we had some snow, but hopefully not until after all the running around and last minute bits and pieces have been purchased.

Hubby has a lovely shiner from yesterdays shenanigans which serves him right!

Waiting for Simon to get himself ready to go out, he needs to visit a garden centre for a present for a friend, plus he has swimming today as well so if he doesn't get a move on one or the other will not happen!

So I had better go and shout at him to move himself, so that I can get back to tackling a mountain of ironing and some washing!

Oh and here is a cartoon specially for CJ

Have a good day everyone