I am sitting at a large table. There is food on it, in fact more food than is needed I think. Nigel is there but he seems to be with someone else, not me. There are several people round the table but apart from two women, whom I have never met and have no idea who they are, and Anthony Worral Thompson, I cannot see the faces of the others. AWT is complimenting me on the creamy taste of my trifle and the wonderful food I have arranged, he toasts me with his wine and I am cringing.

I am now in what looks like a huge open air market. The sign in front of me says it is the biggest in Essex and I am pushing a pram with a child in that has a very huge head, the type you see in those cartoon caricatures. I am looking around me and AWT is telling me to hurry up because he must buy that mattress as we haven't enough beds to go round. I can see people jostling all around me, I am calling out to someone but I can't see their faces, so I follow AWT who buys that all important mattress and puts it on top of the pram I am pushing!

As we come out onto a street, the two women I saw earlier in my dream are beside me. We are looking for AWT who has gone on ahead, no mattress on pram. I see a shop on a corner called "Rock Monsters" and in the window is all guitars, LPs, posters of heavy metal bands. As we turn the corner I see AWT just inside the door but it doesn't appear to be attached to the shop, but we follow him in, me trying to get the pram through the small doorway. As I look around I just see shelves upon shelves of goodies to do with rock music, music sheets, records, cds, clothing, guitars, memorabilia to do with all things rock. AWT is exclaiming as he picks things up and puts them down. The two women squabble over some mosaic item, can't see what, when eventually one announces she collects them and wants one to add to her collection. The other woman lets go and starts to dance with Lars Ulrich round the shop and I am laughing.

Now at a huge house, no idea where. From the outside it looks like your normal three bedroom terraced house, but once inside there are rooms leading off rooms and stairs everywhere. It is easy to get hopelessly lost. I am being shouted at because I haven't set the mattress up yet and it is still on the pram, the baby within is chewing on it and tells me he is teething! There are children running around everywhere. I see an aunt and uncle I haven't seen in a while arguing over a cooker and where it should be placed. AWT is holding a spoon and shouting that the Bolognaise isn't cooked and it needs a little something but he doesn't know what. I go from room to room pushing this pram without mattress and ask one of the children, strangely who has no body, where the toilet is. He tells me to go through the door he points at and down the stairs. I leave pram, go down the stairs and there is a room with a sofa, t.v. playstation and computer in it with two doors of it. I go to one of the doors, a white bathroom, with a urinal in it and I can hear someone singing so say sorry and close the door. Open other door, this is a pink bathroom, filled with ladies toiletries so I close the door behind me and walk to the toilet where I flush it. But the handle comes away in my hand so I am trying furiously to mend it without success. I see someone come in and take some towels off the shelves in the corner which is when I notice that this is a storeroom of sorts and not a bathroom at all, all cleaning materials inside it, no toilet and I can hear noises in the room outside of children playing.

Come out of the room, same as it was before and very quiet and no one around, except the stairs have changed. They are spiral design and as I start to climb I find the the door at the top is very far away, I go round and round and round until I reach the top.

The bodyless child is still there smiling at the big headed baby in the pram when AWT comes round the corner, still with spoon in his hand and says "The bolognaise needs something, don't know what help me please for Christs sake"

I start to walk with him and ask him what the children will have to eat and has he done enough. He looks at me and says "there is only your child all the rest are adults" As I look around me I no longer see children, just adults laughing and drinking around me.

I wake up.

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Yes weird dreams and funny how I can remember all the details of this one.
And before anyone asks I am not a fan of Anthony Worrall Thompson.
(now if it was another celebrity chef (JM)I could understand it but AWT!)

In other news both ears are blocked up. Feel like I am under water all the time and have to keep asking people to repeat things as I can't hear very well. One ear I think may have an infection in it as it really is hurting.

Great just what I need right now lol

Have a good day everyone