And pray that we get at least 6 ft of snow here tomorrow so the school is closed and I don't have to freeze for 5 hours at a tag rugby festival (even though there will be at least two very nice rugby men there but not so nice when you have to supervise 20 8 year olds)
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Can you do me a favour?
WTF
Phone rings
"computere is ready to collect"
"great"
"you have internet but no operating system, it woldn't reload2
Makees you wonder what the hell he has been doing with it then!!!
And can I find the Windows disk!!!!
I give up!
Will collect tommorrow.
Stolen from MK Funky
and as there are two application forms to fill in probably the only thing I will manage to post before this laptop decides it has had enough!
1. The phone rings, whats ur ringtone?
Manic street preachers everything is Average nowadays.
2. When shopping at the grocery store,do you return your cart?
Yes, always
3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed again, would you?
Yes.
4. Do you take compliments well?
no
5. Do you play Sudoku?
Yes love it.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive?
Most likely not though I will try my hardest.
7. If your house were on fire, what would be the first thing you would save?
myy dogs and kids!
8. Who was the last person you slept in the bed with?
My hubby
9. Who do you text the most?
Anyone of my friends
10. Favorite children's book?
Alice in Wonderland
11. Eye color?
blue
12. How tall are you?
5ft5
13. If you could do it over again, start from scratch, would you?
No because ssometimes fate has a part to play
14. Any secret admirers?
If I knew it wouldn't be a secret!
15. Does the person u miss misses u?
yes
16. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
Never been
17. Favorite ex..?
The only one I remained friends with![]()
18. Where was the furthest place you went today?
The Kitchen
19. Do you like mustard?

20. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
sleep
21. Do you miss anyone?
Yes my grandfather
22. Can you ever do splits?
Nnever could.
23. What movie do you want to watch?
I Am Legend
24. What did you do for New Year's Eve?
celebrated with friends
25. Do you think The Grudge was creepy?
Not seen it
26. Do you own a camera phone?
yes
27. Was your mom a cheerleader?
No
28. What's the last letter of your middle name?
e
29. Are you hispanic?
no
30 . Do you like care bears?
no
31 . What do you buy at the Movies?
a ticket
32. Do you know how to play poker?
No
33. Do you wear your seatbelt?
always
34. What do you wear to sleep?
Nighties
35. Anything big ever happen in your city?
Woolworths is closing down
36. Is your hair straight or curly?
straight
37. Is your tongue pierced?
no
38. Do you like Liver and onions?
no
39. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Depends on my mood.
40. Ever been to L.A.? *
no
41. Who is on your mind right now?
children
42.any plans 4 tonight?
no
43.Whats your fav. song at the moment?
too many to choose from
44 . Do you hate chocolate?
no
45. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
We don't
46. Are you a gullible person?
No
47. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
no
48 . If you could have any job what would it be?
stay at home preferably
49. Are you easy to get along with?
yes
50. What is your favorite time of day?
don't have one unless I can get some me time
51. Are you generally a happy person?
Yes
Pinched from Juzzy
5 things I have just thought of:
1. All these channels on cable yet not one decent programme to watch as all of them seem to have repeats or sports on them. May have to go to bed.
2. why oh why can't i explain on my application form how I meet the criteria of "Able to understand the issues for pupils' education in an urban, multicultural context" Any ideas?
3. Baileys doesn't actually clear the decongestion in your nose, I am drinking it despite the fact I have to take some tablets in an hours time and I still can't breathe! Mind you I might sleep tonight.
4. Why do children have to shout? they are in the same room FFS!!
5. I want my computer back this laptop is driving me insane!
And another one
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.
THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS...!.
Joke for today
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She
turned to the cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my
dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon
as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think
about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women
when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the
other side of the old cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
Hello there
Yes I managed to crank up the laptop again, sorted out why it wasn't communicating with the internet - it wanted it to be a network instead - and thought I would say hello.
I am lost without my computer.
PC Doc has had it for 3 days now and is now formatting the bloody hard drive. Things have been replaced, others have been tested and yet I cannot shake this feeling when I saw him this morning that he is stitching us up. Told hubby to get on a course and learn aboout mending computers so we don't have to keep going through all this!!
So on laptop for a bit longer, noticed a friend missing and whereever you are hun hope you are ok and keep in touch, I do worry about you.
On top of all this I have another cold can't breath again and think I may have a chest infection. Also the rash is back on legs and doctor now thinks it is dermatitis though he can't understand why it is just appearing on my legs!! So more steroid cream and have to go back in a coouple of weeks time!
Right better go and attemmpt to read about 80 oodd private mmessages!
Hugs xxx
I am having withdrawal symptons
From blogging.
Despite having to crank up the laptop, wait for half an hour to realise it is connected to the internet, wait for it to display a page then decide if it will let me type anything, I just had to log on this morning to see what I had missed.
Sad isn't it!
Spent yesterday evening with me on laptop on a page that I thought would solve our computer problem. Eldest sat by computer and did what I told him reading from the site and it didn't cure it. I have a sinking feeling that I my hard drive has had it. It could be the motherboard though that is only a year old. Fortunately I have most of my documents onn a usb pen, some of the piccies are elsewhere but there are some things that I haven't backed up as they were put on recently - stupid I know should had doone it as I went along. Ah well not much I can doo about it.
Right better go and get ready for work!
Have a goood day
hugs xx
Now what else can go wrong?
This I can tell will be the year of electrical items deciding that they do not want to work.
So far one computer that has now decided that it doesn't want to move on from its safe screen full of writing that tellss me it doesn't want to start.
A laptop that is distrusting internet modem and so therefore keeps logging me off internet then tells me it can't find it (i kid you not it seems to think it is on a network which it isn't and is so slow a snail would be faster to use). Add to this that when you type it will type several oooooooo and iiiiiiii and ssss that you spend most of your time hitting the back button to delete them.
Then finally last night I put some meat and veg into the slow coooker for a ssstew and when I got up this morning it was nearly done. I checked it, all ok though I decided to leave it a biiiiit longer. Went to check it later ready for rthe dumpliings and an early dinner and the slow cooker was no longer working. Hubby had a look at it, declarred that it noo oloonger worked (goo figure!) and as I neeeeed my sloooowo coooker I had to buy a new oone. this has never happened before I have had this one for a few years now, perhaps it decided it was over woorked, who knows.
Ah well never mind
Update to computer problem
Thank you to everyone that tried to help with my problem yesterday it was really appreciated.
However none of it worked![]()
The suggestions were good but after I get the message, I get the Windows XP screen where the little blue bars run across then the computer resets so I get that message again. I have tried to reboot from the disc as well but that didn't help either. Given up now, going to speak to the pc doctor about it tomorrow when he opens and see if he can sort it out.
Only wished I knew what caused it!
Thanks again, will be gone until I can get it fixed, this laptop is doing my head in took all day for it to realise it was connected to the internet it is that slooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!
Hugs xxxxx
Bloody computers!! Help needed Please.....
Ok here goes
One of the klids (very likely the youngest) left the computer on last night. Hubby noticed this morning, says there is funny squiggly lines on it. Shouts at kids.
Youngest turns off the computer at the button doesn't actually log off first.
Now when you switch on you get the following message:
We apologise for the inconvenience, but windows did not start successfully. A recent software or hardware change might have caused this.
If computer stopped responding, restarted unexpectedly or was automatically shut down to protect your files and folders, choose last known configuration to revert to the most recent settings that work.If a previous start up attempt was interrupted due to power failure or because the power or reset buttons was pressed or if you are not sure what caused the problem start windows automatically.
Safe mode
safe mode with command prompt
Safe mode with networking
last known configuration
start windows normally
Right I have tried all of the above yet it just keeps restarting and showing that screen again. I tried to reboot using my disk but get that screen again.
It is Windows XP
Any ideas?
Thanks in advance.
BTW laptop not very reliable so until I get computer sorted may not be around for some time so would appreciate help to get me back online.
That infamy meme
Stolen from, well just about everybody!
Andy Warhol said in 1968: "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes."
Have you ever appeared on TV?
No
Ever been on the radio?
No.
Do you have a friend who is famous?
Errrrrrr (thinks hard) No
Have you ever had your name in the papers?
Not in the paper but in a magazine, womans own, when I was 5 or something!
Have you ever been in trouble with the law?
NO
Any school friend gone on to be famous?
No though I did have one that could have been famous but she came to her senses and lived a normal life
Error 404 - File not found
4 useful things to do with your mobile phone apparantly
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your
mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.
Check out the things that you can do with it:
FIRST Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out
of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial
112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the
emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed
even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.
SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday.
Good reason to own a mobile phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the
spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your
cell phone.
Hold your mobile phone about a foot from your car door and have the person
at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on
their end. Your car will unlock.. Saves someone from having to drive your
keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and
if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can
unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a
mobile phone!"
THIRD Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#
Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a
50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your
mobile next time.
FOURTH How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on
your phon! e: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This
number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.
When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give
them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the
thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably
won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't
use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in
people stealing mobile phones.
Procrastination
Something I have done today in a huge volume, and that is as the title suggest procrastinated.
I have so much to do yet I have managed to avoid doing it so far by phoning mum, playing online games, and attempting to catch up on here.
Not good really when there is so much to do lol!
Today we are having very heavy showers - lots of them. The sky is grey, the trees sway in the wind, the garden looks like a swamp, the grass is all but disappeared, replaced by mud as it is so sodden outside.
I am not in the mood if I am honest with myself. I did try to avoid posting today afterall who the hell wants to keep logging in to see if I have posted and all I do is moan?
Yet after 519 pageviews and 118 visitors, I decided that perhaps I had better put a post up wouldn't want to disappoint you all now would I lol![]()
Thank you by the way it has cheered me up a little to know that someone cares enough to pass by.
So all I have to do now is stick another lot of washing on, hoover a muddy floor (yes the dogs have just bought some of the garden in with them) and then i will have time to play some more.
Hope you are all having a good day
hugs xx
A Fishy Tale
A young lad moved to London looking for a job.
The manager asked "Do you have any Sales Experience?"
The young lad answered "yeah"
The manager liked him so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and very busy, but he got through it. At closing time the manager came down and asked,
"Ok, so how many sales did you make today?"
"One" replied the lad.
"Just one!? Our sales peoople average 20 to 30 sales a day! How much was the sale for?"
"£124,237" replied the lad with a smile on his face.
The manager choked and exclaimed "What the hell did you sell him?"
"Well first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat. So we went to the boat store and I sold him that twin engined power cat. Then he said he didn't think his car would pull it , so I took him down to the car sales and sold him the 4x4."
The manager said "You mean to tell me a guy came in here to buy a fish hook, and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?"
"No no no" replied the lad. "He came in here to buy a box of tampons for hi lady friend and I sad......well, since your weekend's f***ed you might as well go fishing!"
Thoughts, rambles and life in general
Spent the night tossing and turning in bed. I had several scenarios going on in my head. I played out imaginary conversations.
I feel as though I am currently in freefall, spiralling out of control. I hate confrontation. I hate bad feeling.
I only have to get through this morning though as this afternoon I have an appointment with eldest's teacher for parent consultation, so hopefully I can avoid any more confrontation.
Ah the joys of employment. Sometimes I sit here and imagine being a stay at home mum, of doing what I want to do when I want. Of course if I did we wouldn't be able to pay the mortgage, the bills and feed our kids on what Nigel makes alone, hell the only reason why we are going abroad this year is because we had an insurance pay out. perhaps we should have saved it but heck it is only our second time abroad it isn't as though we make a habit of it.
Sometimes life is hard. Sometimes it is a struggle, juggling money, keeping hubby and kids happy and trying to stay sane. There are people a lot worse of that me so I really have no right to complain, just but it down to general feeling of bleurgh lol! Ignore me, I am just rambling.
right better go and get ready to face another dreary, boring, fun day at work.
have a good day
hugs xx
Seen this before but it still makes me chuckle
Late as usual
5 things meme
5 Things Found In My Bag
1. Phone
2. Purse
3. tablets
4. nail file
5. lipstick
5 Things Found In My Wallet
1. 50p
2. Bank card
3. Credit card
4. till receipts
5. earrings (well had to take them out and put them somewhere safe lol!)
5 Things Found In My Room
1. Hubby
2. PS2
3. Telly
4. Jewellery
5. Shoes![]()
5 Things I’ve Always Wanted To Do
1. Go to Australia
2. Go to Austria
3. Win the Lottery
4. Pay off my mortgage
5. Live by the sea
5 Things I’m Currently Into
1. Sewing
2. Pilates
3. Blogging
4. House
5. Pub quizzes
Is it really that time already?
Today is going to be a long day.
As if work will not be bad enough, I have the dentist straight afterwards - only hoping I get there on time because I have a meeting last thing at work and I know that will be a long one.
The sky is beginning to lighten up outside though it is still very very dark. I don't like the dark mornings, go to work in the dark, come home in the dark. Fortunately the rain has stopped, my garden is looking a little like a swamp not helped by two dogs running in and out of it with excitement and bringing indoors half the garden with them.
Worried about eldest child, he seems a little down though he says that he is ok. His form tutor says that she has noticed that he isn't his usual sunny self as well. I think he is a little stressed about his GCSE's though he says he is not but he is clearly not sleeping. If it goes on I will make an appointment with the doctor, in the meantime might get him some multivitamins to see if that perks him up a bit.
Right enough rambling, better get myself ready to face the day ahead!
Have a good day
Do you ever feel.....
That you are putting yourself out to make things better only to realise that you are on your own?
That no matter what you try to do for the best of intentions/reasons, you will be left with no support?
you are out on a limb?
You are about to fall seriously flat on your face?
There is a feeling of doom in the air Just wish I knew how to turn it around.
Another wet and gloomy morning
It is absolutely tipping it down out there, there is a wind as well by the sounds of it outside the conservatory. I hate going to work on days like this. The kids are hyper because they can't go out and play, everywhere feels damp even with heating let alone the traffic always seems worse on a Tuesday and a rainy one at that!
Saving grace is I am only working until 12.30 so at least I can come home and tackle the state of this house, washing, ironing etc relax with a good book.
I can't say I am looking forward to today at all.
Feeling tired as well, had a panic attack in my sleep last night, hubby says it took quite a while to settle me down afterwards, but I have no recollection of it or what started it. That makes me nervous because it tires me out more than when I know the reason why. However I do remember a lovely dream I did have, of being in the country surrounded by fruit trees, bushes laden with all types of fruit. A bright sunny day, the sea lapping gently against the cliffs below and a lovely open area, almost like a hexagonal gazebo, where people were selling fresh fruit, vegetables, fish and meat. It was lovely, calm, surreal at the same time with all my family around me - until Nicky Campbell started talking and I realised the radio had come on and it was time for me to remove myself from the safe cocoon of my bed.
Ah well can't stay there forever no matter how much I want to lol!
Right time to get off and make sure everyone is ready for school
have a good day
Monday Morning Blues
Getting out of bed this morning was really hard. I hate it being dark when I have to get up, this made even worse by an unsettled night where getting comfortable was not an option as my back decided that it was going to go into spasm and whichever way I laid, my hips began to hurt
Honestly I am falling apart at the seams!!
Then the radio comes on this morning and the subjects are the McCanns yet again
, they interrupt someone talking about biofuels damaging the environment to listen to Andrew Murray playing Tennis
So far there has hardly been any news, just that or Andrew, oh beg your pardon something about taking banks to court over charges just mentioned in passing!!
Honestly wasn't going to moan this morning and look at how this post has ended up, a little mini rant instead lol!!
Kids getting ready for school managed to get themselves up for a change. I am about to stick some vegetables in the slow cooker to make some soup, and make some sandwiches for work. Don't want to go but have to really lol!
How many days till half term?
right better get going won't be getting ready sitting here will I lol
Have a good day everyone
Low, low, low
I am feeling a little low right now. No idea why, but when I woke up this morning it felt like I had the weight of the world on my shoulders and I just wanted to cry.
Mind you the antibiotics have given me an upset tummy so think I just feel low due to everything that has gone wrong since the accident. Haven't been pain free since, can't see the physio until I shift this cold virus thingy and my leg is still bloody itching!
On top of it all I have no enthusiasm for tidying this mess in this house or doing the washing/ironing and everyone else seems to be oblivious to it all.
Mind is elsewhere half the time as well, can't concentrate on anything even the sewing , which I love doing, is laying unattended as I have no enthusiasm for doing that either.
Just want to curl up and hibernate until spring is here.
Oh for goodness sake stop bloody moaning woman!!!
In other news I have been searching for a song I heard on the radio and I know that a friend of mine would like it. Unfortunately I have no idea what it is called or who the group that sings it is, but the video has the group - the lead singer is bald i think or at least has his head shaved, in a big hall with a staircase behind them, he and the band members are dressed in black. Any ideas? No didn't think so, reading this back and I probably have just described half the groups videos lol
It was played on the Box a while ago and Kerrang, oh well will have to keep searching.
Hope you are all having a good day.
Hugs xx
MEDICAL ALERT!!!! CONTAGIOUS DISEASE
The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to friends. If you do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Ok what have they neglected to inform me?
Head off to Sainsburys for the weekly shop. Armed with my list, purse and youngest child in tow I enter the carpark and start to search eagerly for a parking space. Notice there are quite a few cars in front of me, but alas no spaces, so I head for the exit and decide to go a bit further afield and point the car in the direction of Asda.
Manage to find a parking space there eventually but the place was heaving! Half the shelves are empty which annoys me to bits especially when there are shop assistants standing around talking about their social lives. People hitting you in the legs with their trolleys and not looking where they are going. The one stupid woman who consistently walked in front of my trolley then had the audacity to tut as if I was in her way (which I wasn't).
The parents who let their kids run around the store and get in everyones way.
Then there is the queue. Long. Now I personally don't mind queuing that much as it gives one a chance to people watch. Time to admire what people are wearing, listen in to the conversation that the people behind are having. Subject of conversation between what was a young lad with a toddler and must be his mother
"Have you seen that woman over there?"
"What one?"
"The one with the blonde hair"
"Oh that is Mrs x from the club"
"How old is she?"
"70, though she tries to look younger"
"Oh right, have you seen what she has on?"
Pause
"Oh my, nice leather trousers aren't they, oh now I know why have you seen the young man with her?"
"What him with the missing teeth?"
"Yeah"
"hardly young mum"
"Oh he is, he is 65 you know, the talk of the club and a biker as well. Owns a Harley"
"yeah, but does she have to wear leather trousers?"
Thought it was quite amusing because really she didn't look good in them, but have to say if Mrs X has a younger man in her life then go girl, I admire You lol!
Anyway managed to finally pay for my purchases after having a hot sweat as I thought my card may be declined, I managed to get home safe and sound despite the amount of traffic on the road normal found on a weekday. wondering if I managed to sleep through 2008 and it isn't January at all but Christmas all over again lol!!
Rambling thoughts in my head
The sun is shining through the windows as I type which is a nice change from all that rain we had yesterday. It isn't very warm outside though so no chance of the washing getting dry, but at least if it is out for a short while it will smell nice and fresh when I hang it on the radiators to dry further.
Eldest has a swimming Gala later today, youngest has just finished doing his homework for now. I have the usual housework things to do and then I will try and get some shopping with the little money I have at my disposal - not a lot to be sure as hubby hasn't been paid in two weeks.
He is paid weekly, but due to illness and lack of work, there is no payment, though that should be sorted next week. No money in my bank account because I got paid early in December so have to wait until the 27th of this month before I get paid again. Things are always tight financially in January, but hopefully once hubby gets paid again we will get back on an even keel.
We are a lot better off than some people, that is the one thing that keeps me going really.
Coughing isn't so bad today, haven't wet myself yet anyway which should be a good sign lol! My back hurts though, could be from all the coughing I was doing yesterday so I shall relax in a warm bath later in the hope that will ease it.
Right enough rambling on about nothing, most boring blog award obviously to me lol!
Have a good day
hugs xxx
Of al the thngs
Radio on in the background, background noise only and I amnot taking any notice of the mutterings of marc Kermode and Simon Mayo until I hear the following:
It's like his trouser area exploded!
Why that remark should pierce my sleeping brain while I am reading about a bloggers planned fun over the weekend I will never know lol![]()
The phone rings.....
Me: hello
Person on other end: hello
Me: hello can I help you?
person: Is that Anita?
Me:No sorry, think you may have the wrong number
Person: Get her for me it is urgent
Me: er sorry think you have the wrong number
Person: Is that (says a series of numbers)
Me: no, you have the wrong number
Person: F*ing hell, if you bloody well knew that why did you waste my time answering the f*ing phone!
person hangs up.
Moral of story: Don't answer the phone unless you know who is on the other end of it - if only I had caller id on my phone I would have known then wouldn't I!!
















