Spread your wings and fly away

5 things I have just thought of:
1. All these channels on cable yet not one decent programme to watch as all of them seem to have repeats or sports on them. May have to go to bed.

2. why oh why can't i explain on my application form how I meet the criteria of "Able to understand the issues for pupils' education in an urban, multicultural context" Any ideas?

3. Baileys doesn't actually clear the decongestion in your nose, I am drinking it despite the fact I have to take some tablets in an hours time and I still can't breathe! Mind you I might sleep tonight.

4. Why do children have to shout? they are in the same room FFS!!

5. I want my computer back this laptop is driving me insane!

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS...!.

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She
turned to the cowboy and asked,

"Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my
dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon
as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think
about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women
when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the
other side of the old cowboy and asked,

"Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

Yes I managed to crank up the laptop again, sorted out why it wasn't communicating with the internet - it wanted it to be a network instead - and thought I would say hello.

I am lost without my computer.

PC Doc has had it for 3 days now and is now formatting the bloody hard drive. Things have been replaced, others have been tested and yet I cannot shake this feeling when I saw him this morning that he is stitching us up. Told hubby to get on a course and learn aboout mending computers so we don't have to keep going through all this!!

So on laptop for a bit longer, noticed a friend missing and whereever you are hun hope you are ok and keep in touch, I do worry about you.

On top of all this I have another cold can't breath again and think I may have a chest infection. Also the rash is back on legs and doctor now thinks it is dermatitis though he can't understand why it is just appearing on my legs!! So more steroid cream and have to go back in a coouple of weeks time!

Right better go and attemmpt to read about 80 oodd private mmessages!

Hugs xxx