Spread your wings and fly away

After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' I found the remote,' he mumbled.

Went to bed at around ten last night, and kept coughing and coughing until I made myself sick. I couldn't get comfortable and no matter what i did, or however I slept the coughing would start up again until that moment where you have coughed so much you start gagging.

So in order not to disturb hubby, who was obviously trying to sleep through all this, I dragged my pillow downstairs, made up a bed on the sofa, and attempted to get some sleep, which I did until hubby realised I was no longer lying next to him so came downstairs to wake me up and send me back up to bed before I end up with back pains, where yet again I lay there tossing and turning and coughing!!

I did manage to get some sleep but when he managed to wake me this morning so that we could go into town and sort out the transfer of money from one account to the other, I wasn't amused and told him so.

mornings are not my speciality. Mind you most of the day isn't either lately

Town now out of the way, then dropped hubby off at work in Leighton Buzzard where I spy a Morrisons so when i pick him up later I will drag him round it to get some shopping donw.

Simon and Richard are arguing upstairs as usual, the sun is streaming through the conservatory showing up the dirt on my windows and really should be getting some housework done. Alas things keep flitting in my head and of course there is the small matter of a few bills that need paying online, so obviously not a lot will get done before I make my way to pick up hubby from work.

perhaps now is a good time to have a cuppa

Hope you are all having a good day.

Well I don't like to go with the flow it isn't as though I am a sheep or something

1. What would be the contents of your perfect pie?

Apple

2. Lift your eyes from the screen - what's the first thing you see and Books and letters on the bookshelf above the computer monitor, all waiting to be sorted out and put there by me when I am clearing the table

3. What, if anything, would you like to get rid of in your life and why?

Inconsiderate, rude, selfish people who think they know it all and know bugger all!

4. If you were building your own house what one room would you include that you don't have now?

A downstairs cloakroom, fed up with hubby hogging the bathroom all because he likes to read!!!

5. When you were little people asked "what do you want to be when you up?". Does your answer then match what you do now?

I wanted to be a teacher, close enough as a TA, took a long while to get there and nothing would make me want to be a teacher now, too much paperwork.