Spread your wings and fly away

A woman's prayer

by faffajane ^Pro @ 13/02/08 – 13:32:16

A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord , I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.

Unscientific Answers

by faffajane ^Pro @ 13/02/08 – 13:30:16

Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing, And your voice caught within your chest?

* It isn't Love, it's Like.

You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right?

* It isn't Love, it's Lust.

Are you proud, and eager to show them off?

* It isn't Love, it's Luck.

Do you want them because you know they're there?

* It isn't Love, it's Loneliness.

Are you there because it's what everyone wants?

* It isn't Love, it's Loyalty.

Do you stay for their confessions of Love, because you don't want to hurt them?

* It isn't Love, it's Pity.

Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand?

* It isn't Love, it's being Unconfident.

Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat?

* It isn't Love, it's Infatuation.

Do you pardon their faults because you care about them?

* It isn't Love, it's Friendship.

Do you tell them every day they are the only one you think of?

* It isn't Love, it's a Lie.

Are you willing to give all of your favorite things for their sake?

* It isn't Love, it's Charity.

Does your heart ache and break when they're sad?

* Then it's Love.

Are you attracted to others, but stay with them faithfully without regret?

* Then it's Love.

Do you accept their faults because they're a part of who they are?

* Then it's Love.

Do you cry for their pain, even when they're strong?

* Then it's Love.

Do their eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it hurts?

* Then it's Love.

But do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and elation pulls you close and holds you?

* Then it's Love.

Would you give them your heart, your life, your death?

* Then it's Love.

Now, if Love is painful, and tortures us so,
why do we Love?
Why is it all we search for in life?
This pain, this agony?
Why is it all we long for?
This torture, this powerful death of self?
Why?
Because it's...
Love

Bloody inconsiderate @!$@@1****!

by faffajane ^Pro @ 13/02/08 – 13:02:59

So the weather is warm, the sun is shining

Peoples washing hang on the line

Some are out mowing their lawns

others are washing their cars

One or two are cleaning their windows

Then along comes Mr. W >:XX >:XX ker who has the biggest, smelliest, blackest, smoky bonfire he can possibly do - no doubt one of many that he will have this season!!

Right off to phone the local council and complain again!!

That love meme thingy

by faffajane ^Pro @ 13/02/08 – 12:35:49

Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!

Dominance:

Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.

Independence:

Your independence is low.
This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships..
It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life.
In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together.

Good Wednesday Morning

by faffajane ^Pro @ 13/02/08 – 08:08:50

Well today I will not be suffering from tantrums by a 16 year old or have to give up my computer to his coursework - his dad has taken him to work.

Instead today I have to pop into town to pick up my contact lenses, pick up some picnic items for our trip tomorrow and do some ironing.

Yes I must do the ironing, I cannot possible leave it any longer I am running out of clothes to wear and as hubby says that is desperate as I have so many clothes lol