Working in a school can be fun.

I mean where else can you guarantee that within the first week you will suffer from:

1) a cold
2) an upset stomach
3) have bruises where children have either: pushed their chairs into you or run into you because they are not looking!!

On top of this I have the monthly joys of being a woman (not!!) a stye on my eye and a very sore knee!!

I have a mountain of work to do and haven't done any housework yet - that is annoying me already as despite asking several times for a certain someone to hoover the floor for me, it still hasn't been done. I will, no doubt, be buried under dog hair soon.