So there we are, cuddling in bed watching film this morning.

Me: Eric Estrada hasn't changed much has he?

Him: Who?

You know Eric Estrada!

No

Chips? cops on motorcycles with David whatshisname?

No never watched the programme.

So I point him out to him.

No he says, no idea who he is.

Bit later on:

Have you noticed that women in adverts only ever have small tits?
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